bowlingcrofty

The article clearly says Lokomotiv. He'll probably fly tbh.

SS1 now

They're ones my old man took on my DSLR - not many good ones (he's no expert) but I've cropped a few and done a bit of funky filtering to try and make them look a bit more interesting...

Fort Knox, where it was about 90% MKSC's doing and 10% mine (and even that is generous) http://i.imgur.com/SO01rcxl.jpg

Not sure who this is (too far out!) but a great picture for someone! http://i.imgur.com/yGy2hIil.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/x7UQOlpl.jpg Not sure what you're looking at like - but this was the 1 on 1...

£10m when they're paying £30m+ for every bugger else? Righto

If only we'd beaten you so you hadn't played those three extra games for nowt in the EL. Pardew says you were tired.

I say the club has 'beaten' me every season. Then, after 6 weeks away i'm scrambling around dodgy German sites looking for steams of a game against FC Chemnitzer.

No worries Hopefully we'll be on again next year.

That would be me "well we was tired, Colin had a long trip fwom chewlsea, you know the sun was out which contributed, decisions didn't go our way, and the game was 60 minutes which we wasn't really prepared for"

All metros are off south of the river

3 hours til KO. Don't forget 9.15 at SBR statue.

Haven't you got some complaints to be putting in or something?

Hashtag for the game is #nofcatsjp if any spectators want to tweet about the game!

26 hours.....

Will you bring your keeper top for people to use mate?

NSIS

Long sleeves? Dropped.

Got a taker, Kaizero - PM incoming

5th place - Ba + Anita + Sissoko + Debuchy + Gouffran + MYM + Haïdara = push for a top ten finish and 7 more years of Pardew.

Hold that thought for a few mins.

San Lorenzo piping up again saying they're flying over to tie up the deal.

Same here, gonna turn up in kit but with track suit over it. In changies for 20 to, warn up quarter to til 5 to, in to rally the troops then out into the tunnel.

Aye he's a good lad. Unlike you.