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Keith's earning his zero hours contract this weekend!

Think lawrenson failed as defensive coach and then had a cheese pastie thrown at him

Clamped him right up, the little twat. Only argument he had left was that he's not gonna change. Unlucky Keith!

Bellamy ?

May be a thread somewhere, but strongest XI and bench? Dubravka Yedlin Lascelles Lejeune Dummett Shelvey Diame Ritchie Perez Kenedy Rondon Darlow Fernandez Clark / Schar Ki Murphy / Atsu Muto Joselu Muto looked bright when he came on, but not seen enough to take Perez place yet. Clark might be handy to fill in at left back. Probably Murphy over Atsu at the moment after last week's sub appearance

All I've seen is a photo of a bald guy appearing to be sucking off a Jack Russell, pretty sure if there was a video of him it'd be leaked all over the web

Sounds like they'd be good targets for the social media campaign to help make up their minds?

Dubravka Manquillo Lascelles Fernandez Dummett Shelvey Diame Murphy Mutu Kenedy Perez

I can see the scene now, fat Sam necking a pint of wine, keys trying to neck on with a 22 year old telling the lads he's gonna smash it, and wise knocking a taxi driver out.

Is it Mike Ashleys birthday trip this weekend? The banter brigade on tour!

Need to get Gromit to have a word with him imo

This deal sounds increasingly suspect imo, turned down a better offer before it went bust to sell to Ashley hours afterwards? Needs investigating surely?

Geordie Reach scores and does binoculars celebration looking for the home fans

Rafa keeping someone in his jacket pocket there?

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Never knew he was a Huddersfield Town fan, must have a lot of love for the Terriers

Not leaving his house until it all blows Rover apparently

Caught in a compromising position with a Butt Pug allegedly

Had no idea he was 32? Looks about 45

Who did we get? Draw was at 7pm?

Thought they were replacing all of the seats? Looks even worse!

If this campaign achieves nothing else, it's satisfying thinking if him and his minions squirming. Keep it up and turn up the heat!

What a nob man https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/jermaine-pennant-brands-rafa-benitez-13076061.amp He criticised the Champions League winning boss over his lack of man-management skills, claiming he only ever had one proper conversation with him. That exchange took place just days into his Liverpool career and involved Benitez asking him to write down his misdemeanours and faults. Pennant simply wrote "GIRLS" in capital letters - and it was downhill for him from there.

Something like 'Woosh' instead then may be?

Needs 'come on toons!' Spelt out in alternative colours imo