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Dubravka Manquillo Lascelles Lejeune Dummett Merino Hayden Murphy Ritchie Kenedy Gayle

That's a green crocodile covered in mud

Think wor hyem had something to do with it https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/listen-newcastle-uniteds-new-version-12895994

Fuming they didn't address any of the real issues, like are they gonna paint the Gallowgate toilets over the summer

In the statement he says the plan is to make them sustainable. First step will be to get rid of big earners and consolidate

Any word on how much of a loss he made on this deal?

Lovely stuff, broke down in tears

That was just an off the top of my head example

If under Ashley: Rafa new contract Key First Teamers Lascelles, Lejeune, Shelvey, Ritchie Key Loanees to buy Kenedy, Dubravka Key squad players Yedlin, Dummett, Diame, Merino, Perez Squad Players Darlow, Clark, Murphy, Gayle, Hayden, Atsu Free transfers Gamez, Good, Haidara Sell Sels, Mbemba, Mitro, Joselu, Colcack, Lazaar, Saivet, Aarons (hopefully get close to £30m in for these if Mitro goes for £15m, Mbemba £6-7m) Loan out Woodman, Armstrong, Sterry, Barlaser, Gillead Buys/Loans Striker, No.10, CM, LB, Backup CB Plus some clever cheap deals to improve the backup squad (e.g. Rondon's relegation clause would be a cheap upgrade on Joselu, Cabaye on a free would be an upgrade on Colcack, etc...) Don't really think that's too unreasonable if the tv money is available. Surely they have to get players in earlier this summer too with the window shutting before the season starts

Mitro back after next sun if Fulham get automatic promotion? Be nice for him to play v Chelsea if he's off in the summer

Be nice for our third longest serving player to get on the pitch in this or the Chelsea game, so we can thank him for all of his service before he leaves in the summer and say Good bye

Classic end of season pre match thread, everyone already got their flip flops on

Buying quite a few of these if true, nice investment especially if we have a good season

Big reminder that we have a lot of work to do in the summer

Thought Kenedy shoulda taken that

Looked like he was about to deck himself for it too

Classic end-of-season-mid-table-monday-night encounter

Perez man

Just turned on to the match, anyone know how operation goodison exercise went?

Hope everyone keeps donating after the target is reached, so you's can buy yourselves a few pints after the game for all the effort you've put in ?

Would take on loan

Pleased them cheerleaders got pulled from Sunday too, just appeared at half time then disappeared without doing anything? Unless I missed it

The Marras Cup

Can't imagine it's ever possible to love anyone more.

Magnificent specimen. Has about 3 different chants now, if you'd told me that 20 pages ago I'd have laughed at you.