Anderson

2 goals in 270 minutes of Premier League football so far this afternoon; best league in the world.

Definitely didn't see that coming.

Ahh, lucky cunt.

Haha, get in, Cashley to miss the crucial penna. Come on.

Ahaha, gerrin!

Put a £100 on Murray the other night just to play through it, now got a Roma/Milan double, with a chance to double my money, for Sunday night.

Old habits die hard, eh?

Seems a bit tacky to me. Aye, especially that fibre optic Christmas tree-cum-chandelier. He seems a bit of a prick too. She was dead quiet like, knew she had a bit of money, but never realised it was that much.

Lass who's Dad owns that house was in my class at school, never knew until there was some shite about Cheryl Cole buying it on Facebook and she piped up. Her Dad built it as his 'dream family home' I read somewhere, but as soon as it was finished decided he was going to piss off to Spain. I notice the value's dropped £2m in the past year going off that Journal article. Edit: http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/20715/675m-mansion-are-you-rich-enough-to-view-it

Meelan and Leicester (last night) doing the business too. £25 free bet returns £100, only got to play through another £350 until I can withdraw.

Here we go, Man Utd away, as per...

Debuchy will probably gan get himself a red now.

Baldy cunt was laughing his tits off in the background there.

Ouch.

Shearer always comes across really well when he's not doing punditry like.

Backed us in a treble, nee idea what I'm playing at.

Sess following in the footsteps of Wearside 'legend' Niall Quinn.

Not from me, I'm 50p richer.

Think I'm going to just stick it on Man Utd actually, not sure how long to wait before jumping in though.

Don't get jelly Froggy, the 50p mix-up's on 365 tonight.

Not sure where to put my in-play money after the team news, completely gone off Chelsea now.

£50 on <6.5 goals @ 1/100. Got a 25% deposit bonus too, so a free £25 to play with this weekend.

Think I'll use 365's offer to lump on Chelsea.