Anderson

Bit disappointed they've finally broken double figures.

Cracking little cameo.

Hatem

Ah, was just about to say it's surely in the bag now. Someone clearly hasn't told the bookies that mind, odds still falling.

Ah, was just about to say it's surely in the bag now.

Got £20 on Ronaldo @ 6/1 today.

6/10

Knees were absolute jelly when Tiote's went it, turned to my left and just screamed in this poor old blokes face. No idea what would've happened had Nolan scored. 5-1's just a complete blur, most clear memory is the audible laughter at Bent's goal.

Lukaku's the one off injured.

What's the odds of Everton winning via a Lloris howler now?

Two 0-0s and a 1-1.

BTTS + match result trixie: City/QPR/Milan

wot

I watched and was frustrated, but by the end I was just apathetic. Dross. I care, but only because it's my club. I don't really care about anyone involved in it. Used to love Cisse but he's looking more gutless and uninterested match by match. Ben Arfa excites me, but he pisses me off sometimes. 2 derby losses on the trot and I genuinely don't even care that much. Give or take half an hour either side of the game and it just felt like any other matchday. Complete apathy.

I'll never learn my lesson when it comes to betting on us, only one to let me down on my five-fold.

George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes 2m THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN REQUISITIONED. ALL HAIL MIKE ASHLEY, KING OF SHIRTS, LORD OF FOOTBALL. George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes 48s ALL HAIL LORD ASHLEY'S BRAVE SPORTS DIRECT UNITED, WHO SUCCESSFULLY DEFEATED THEIR FOES BY SCORING ONLY ONE GOAL FEWER.

Pardew's going be talking to an empty room next week at this rate.

Caulkin and Bird having their say too: George Caulkin ‏@CaulkinTheTimes Absolutely disgraceful. Two local journalists prevented from asking questions to Alan Pardew. Evening Chronicle, Journal & Sunday Sun are presently banned from St James' and manager's press conferences. This is allegedly because of Chronicle's coverage of anti-Ashley march. Petty, pathetic and bullying tactics. Simon Bird ‏@simonbirdmirror 9m Pardew #nufc refusing to take questions from the Journal/local press @MsiDouglas Not the time to make such a stand. Now #nufc press officer intervenes to stop questions from @lee_ryder Oh dear. Poor. #nufc chiefs clearly don't believe in free press. Chronicle coverage of march was actually well balanced. Tactics of the bully.

Lee Ryder ‏@lee_ryder #nufc have banned @EveningChron from SJP and all media facilities. Alan Pardew refused to take any questions after defeat v #safc #nufc believe coverage of Mike Ashley protest march was too harsh. The ban wasn't revealed by the Chron before the game because it would have wrecked the team's build-up #nufc #safc The ban was agreed by Joe Kinnear, Alan Pardew, Lee Charnley, John Irving and the club Press office. #nufc

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 7m Yes: Journal, Chronicle and Sunday Sun banned by #nufc. Not allowed access to media facilities or, judging by just now, to ask questions Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 7m The ban is in response to our coverage of the Time4Change march. #nufc Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas 1m Myself and @lee_ryder attempted to ask questions about the performance at the press conference but were blocked by the club's press officer

Gutless.

Diving cunt

Fucking hell.

HOWAY