Anderson

Fucking hell.

Canny January war chest that.

Fucking lovely to hear we've got someone who was seemingly desperate to land the job, and has put a lot of time and effort into preparing for it. Was always the danger that we'd just end up with some big name half-arsing it for a pay cheque. Gone from feeling relatively meh, 'he's not the worst option, but far from my first choice', to genuinely excited to see what he can achieve.

Never heard of him, but sounds like a proper top level appointment. Exciting times!

Next 3 home games are Brentford, Norwich, Burnley. Our biggest few games in ages. Really need all 9pts. Nee pressure Eddie!

They better not stop at just bringing the SD tat down, need to change the ‘Newcastle United’ back from his shit font too.

Couldn't think of a worse way to undermine the new manager than to have Rafa come in above him.

Inter pen in the derby.

3 points off top, level with City. Mad.

Origi only ever scores great or important goals.

Been all WH since the second, well deserved third.

So weird enjoying seeing WH do well. Used to be a horrible little team. Davey Moyes masterclass.

Could’ve sworn I seen Sky advertising Everton vs Spurs with Rafa & Conte!

Jose Roma beaten again by Venezia.

Referee was a fucking idiot today. Prick.

Embarrassing this.

Absolute fucking doylem this ref!

9.

Fuck off man Clark.

ASM crocked, class.

Get rid of this cunt like, useless.

Looks 10x worse in slow motion ffs, the step is obvious in real time. Fuck off.

Fuck off.