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Again Maddy

I remember asking my dad when i was like 6 what the score was and he replied '1-0 to us'. I came back twenty minutes later asking what the score was and he said 3-0. I then replied who to? He had a mini fit trying to explain...i still left none the wiser.

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FYP Good. Can't believe I laughed

FYP

Tidied for you. Remember when we played then in the cup on an evening when Keegan game back, dickheads running amok all over town. t'was Sterk, that. He means in 2001 in the F.A Cup

I'm not sure what these 'luxuiries' are in comparison though? Well one person on there claims that there are discrepencies in our bogs, urinals in one, and troughs in the next!!! I mean how do people sleep at night knowing this? Aye i creased at that. I'm pretty sure all the toilets i've been in to piss in have been long troughs though? But hey! They might be right about us not having as good hand driers though

aye, a few veruca salt's on here. How has this not been laughed at yet? Madras

Hate the 'Newcastle United' sign now Looks so s*** It really does look tacky. Hope they didn't throw away the old lettering, that should go back up when sports direct is done with us. They sold them on ebay For charity though. Just a horrible smoke screen to make it look like MA was doing something nice. He's so manipulative and coldly calculating

So depressing man

Hate the 'Newcastle United' sign now Looks so s*** It really does look tacky. Hope they didn't throw away the old lettering, that should go back up when sports direct is done with us. They sold them on ebay

My first ever game Was in the Gallowgate and at half time my dad asked if we wanted some food. Me and my brother obviously said 'yes'. He came back about twenty minutes into the second half fuming at how long of the game we'd missed. Add to this i then dropped the hot dog when he handed it to me For the next 4 years we started bringing food into the games, much to the enjoyment of people sitting around us, chowing down on all our Sports Mixtures

Hate the 'Newcastle United' sign now Looks so shit

Why/how is it pointless? What do you mean? It's a random(ish) bit of latin inside the shirt. What possible purpose can it have? It means 'Triumphing by brave defence'. I think that has a nice ring to it from last season... Loving this too. Very classy. Very good though. It looks lush from just that picture, almost looks like a grandad collar with buttons The rest is a bit meh though

I do at times feel responsible as i'm sure do many for his early departure. I left before the lap of honour against Wolves in 2004, when most people did this it led hugely to his demise IMO. Yes we probably wouldn't have had a great season with him in charge in 2004/2005. However, 8th/9th/10th wouldn't have been as bad as 14 th under Souness and a dismantling of a side. It also would have meant we had a whole summer to find a new manager with SBR's input. What could have been

R.I.P Sir Bobby

I fucking hate pre season

My mates have started a comedy blog and get half a pence for view

Keegan's basically Churchill to Geordie's man.

16 years today we signed Shearer

I must admit I do worry about this season. I don't think we'll finish 5th or above and with increased expectation I think this could hurt Pardew if we finish say below 9th which I do think is a possibility. I think certain fans would be out to get him if this were to happen...

He was a diving cunt against us anyway the prick

That looks so much better even though it's gaffa tape.