Village Idiot

I noticed that

I need to find an English link for the ongoing Mourinho/Dani Alves feud. It's like the unstoppable force against the unmovable object, but in cuntishness.

I suppose his wages would be too high for having "worth a punt" status. Strikes to me he needs a manager with the patience and man-management skills to sort him out.

Yes. And depending of the vowel used, it indicates a different kind of laughter ("jijiji" = giggle, "jojojo" = guffaw, etc...)

The first thing I do after a Barça victory is scour that well known site for Roy Hudson commentary, that Back to the Future reference Trezeguet 8 goals in 12 games. In any other year he would have been in the running for the pichichi.

Simao to Besiktas in January, will keep Quaresma's company.

I guess they are using the novel definition of top "half" as Top 6 that I have started noticing lately.

Mental place, this.

I suppose he'll sit out the cup game, so it's a couple weeks between the Barcelona derby and the Levante game the day after New Year.

He's playing every game, which makes me a bit uneasy. Hope he can keep it up. He did it last season already, although he got into form as the months went by.

Will he always be a squad player, or do you think he can replace Villa in a few years? He needs to be mentally stronger, he has lots of quality but needs to improve his composure. It can be done though, Torres had a similar problem at the same age. Villa is amazing though, such great movement.

Good for Bojan, he's the quintessence of a confidence player.

Carvalho pissing off Britishmen even after leaving the premiership

Just checked. Unsurprisingly they did not. So, so bitter

In all honesty, Messi. I want Xavi to win it, though.

Espanyol always up their game against us. Cup final and all that. Need to check if the bitter twats gave us a damn away ticket allocation this year.

I wish I could hate Raúl, but I met him a few times and he's a top bloke. Kicked my arse at FIFA, though, the cunt.

If that ever happens and I'm not broke, I promise to take a plane and fly up to Newcastle to watch and get pissed. With the Sir Bobby connection, it really should happen. Just qualify for the CL again, you lazy sods. CL is soooo cliche though. Nowt to stop you getting your arse over here during your pansy winter break tbh. Definitely I'll go to a NUFC game when I can, but it will have to wait. Can't afford too many excursions right now.

What are ticket prices like for a Barca match? It depends, the ones I get for the league are usually €40ish and are amongst the cheapest (near the away end, I always enjoy the banter), but CL goes for more, while the cup goes for less, also depending on the opposition.

If that ever happens and I'm not broke, I promise to take a plane and fly up to Newcastle to watch and get pissed. With the Sir Bobby connection, it really should happen. Just qualify for the CL again, you lazy sods.

I'm still thanking God we can't play you in the last 16 tbh. I pray you draw Arsenal again. That first 20 mins at the Emirates last season was the most one sided game in football history. It was brutal. To be honest I really fancy playing you at some point.

If that ever happens and I'm not broke, I promise to take a plane and fly up to Newcastle to watch and get pissed.

f***, I was with my mother watching some old shitty videos and I missed Messi's goal.

Ah fuck, why didn't I go to this? Ah yes, family over. Cunts.

Iniesta has got new shooting boots this season, if he really adds goals to his game he'll be the dog's bollocks.