Village Idiot

The two WC finalist coaches, the two CL finalist coaches, the EL winner coach. Lazy.

The game gets added to another gameweek when a date is arranged, which means ManU will play twice that week and you should transfer in and captain Berbatov.

You really should work the "couldn't get a game for Pompey" into a song.

We don't need a striker FFS

Any fun tabloid covers today?

Real Madrid doesn't even need agents nowadays. "As" called Wolfsburg's DoF to inquiry about Dzeko's price, and he said it would be €40m.

Are they going to ship that massive TV screen to a third world country too?

Hattrick or bust. Incidentally I think Rossi is a good player, just not a "very good" player.

Just bomb Qatar.

Brilliant.

Defenders and keepers always raising their hands whenever there's a through ball.

Wasn't the same said about SA? They'll be fine.

Heck people like Jack Wilshere or Thiago Alcántara will be eyeing retirement the time the Qatar WC comes around

Business as usual then. They used to be so hard to break...

Israelis played in the Dubai Open last year and attended the WTO Summit in Dubai so I can't see it being a problem. Israel are gash these days anyways Who knows in 12 years though... (which makes me think how weird it is that we are choosing a WC host for 12 years in the future, Qatar might as well be under the sea by then)

And a black flare too!

Qatar playing in a WC is going to be funny though.

No football tradition = no atmosphere. Plus it's the size of a medium town, no way it can support all the people going there comfortably. It's like Newcastle organizing the whole tournament (except it's not hot as fuck).

Russia and Qatar, that's really f***ing taking the piss. Even if we didn't win, I'd have loved a WC in say, England or USA, but no, they had to pick the shittest possible hosts.

Al-Jazira reporting Qatar won. I was probably looking more forward going to the USA again for a WC than one in Spain.

They are saying "inside sources". They are usually right when they use their own sources. I hope they are as right as with their Real Madrid predictions.

Marca is announcing Russia and Qatar already...

Russia and Qatar, FFS I'm dreading it.

Does this delay mean that one of the designations has come down to Blatter's vote, maybe?

Just not Russia please.