Foluwashola

All I can smell is footbaal. It fucking stinks lads.

Football crazy, chocolate mad.

We won't be satisfied until at least 2 mods are shot.

"Neymar can run at such speed, it's our velocty, SING IT WITH ME JONATHAN!"

Bet he's had a cheeky bet with Crooks and Garth now has to receive every implement in his dildo kit.

Mark Bright auditioning for Maximo Park.

Crooks doesn't even understand the concept of a picnic based on tonight's showing. I thought he was going to take a bite at logan hanibal style, licking his lips he was with them crazy eyes By FT there'll be blood everywhere and Crooks will be topless with his fat legs crammed into Robbie's pants.

Yoda's eyes are bleeding!

Hope this joker never gets to Europe. Would develop Suarez levels of hatred.

Brazilians looking smug, but the final medal table will show them for what they are. Samba mentals.

This kit is fucking aaful. Did Crooks design it on his etch a sketch? TEAM GB.

Bunch of single-named puffs who are yet to taste the European game. Tonight they taste Tomkins. Rule dem waves, baby.

I'd sell my mother to a Romanian human-trafficker in order to afford tickets.

Does the latter part matter? Inochi has a tender anus, prison would be the ruin of him. Plus, being a massive paedo looks bad on your CV.

Hope we're bringing the diving freak back in order to execute him in the middle of SJP.

Played well in spells and scored some vital goals but upper-Championship is his level. £3m is a ridiculously good fee. Good luck Bestworth

Struggle to think of a major international football team that isn't filled to the brim with utter scrotes.

Nowt worse than a nation getting behind its football team. I'm sure the national broadcasters of other QF nations will be completely ignoring their respective teams' progress.

Job done. The owld heedbanger has done us proud. Considering a lot of people had decided we wouldn't advance, to finish top of the group is some achievement. Going to miss the Quarter, though

Lads, lads, lads, gather round..........Andriy Shitchenko. Haha, fuck off you aryan weirdos. Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie Gerrard, he must be our man because he is well-haaaaard.

Lerl, as if you can't remember the famous Ferdinand campaign of 2006. My cock & wrists were sore well into the spring of '08. Nah, Google was created in order to find information and pass it off as your own

Match was fun. Loved the way the Swedes were proper teased and then we left them crying into their Daim bars. Scando puffs.

Pics Aye, took a couple on me Nokia. Soz about the poor quality. Come on man.

Tits on this lass on Come Dine With Me.......

Eastern Europeans need to work on their anthems. Always sounds like a peasant family dying in a fire.