Darth Crooks

Gutted I cancelled my stapling my bollocks to the wall class so I could watch this.

Dia me

Ah ayoze

Cheat

Anyone else hearing this in the voice of Hal 9000 from Space Odyssey Sign a LB? 'I can't let you do that...'

Aye. Finish. Pissed off about the inconsistency of decisions mind you.

they've had too much of the ball for my liking and we've been poor but they've hit the by line lots to no avail, Elliott needs to get the lead out of his boots/gut and we just keep on frustrating them to the pot shots they're having. Best chance of the game was ours. Could do with Gayle being switched out.

They've created nowt to be fair for all their industry.

Thing is half this danger from crosses should being snatched out the air most of the time but our number one has the leaping ability and agility of Blenheim palace

It was a goal kick

Nowt wrong with his shoes like

hilarious

This ref is from Yorkshire isn't he?

Reckon mitro or Joselu would make a big difference in terms of retaining the ball up top. Trying to play stretched through balls in too often. #hoofthekyent

Frank worthington looks like a mission impossible mask

#mikemidtablecomfort

Very reminicient of Blackpool

Jesus Christ (ian)

Elliot is far from commanding at times

It's poor so far but they're not really doing anything other than hitting the wings quickly.

Scrappy so far

I suppose they can't really talk much about our signings. Not bothered with Wagner have they?

Fuck off souness, you fucking nomark

The sign of a tinpot outfit. Burn the fucking ground down and throw the disgusting ashes in the north sea. At least it's making some noise at home. Seem above that these days. Hope this wor hyem thing changes things.

He'll not stick around for this shit again come January...if (when) it resurfaces.