Darth Crooks

Whilst Pards on the other hand will stick internet memes up about the place the likes your crap aunt would on fb.

A lot of people like the path of least resistance but want to appear upbeat about it all. It's typical human behaviour

Condescending statement drenched in irony, coming from a guy who has deprived the club of the extra finances (because ShitDirect pays bugger all for what amounts to exclusive stadium advertising rights) needed to give it some extra clout in the transfer market, potentially catapaulting it's finishing place one or two slots higher at the very least. It's such a veiled dig

Chelsea, Monaco, Corinthians, sociedad

Cue Alan Barnes post.

Yeah he's clearly had no positive effect since his inclusion.

http://www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/FreebaseOnFuckingFire.jpg

o-i-e-i-oo-oo-oo I'm Blaahdy Joselu

He hasn't got anger issues like, he's just a snidey kyent

You just have to let him kick a ball for us first like. Simple as that.

He's turned into Darren Curry

Slippery character

Simon mayo

Phonics innit?

one of these is due to come good

Well they're both reds, one was called wrong. To our detriment. Alli does a fucking forward roll and it's ridiculous. It's not accidental pinkie toe move though - let's not sugarcoat it

He deliberately trod an a guys ankle whilst he was on the floor and not in open-play. It's a no brainer. We'd be going sick if anyone did the same.

True like.

Regardless of what I said, he's plenty good enough to be in our band of merry men.

It's a red forever. Black and white tinted specs on aside.

I don't think he's from Stoke mind.

Josalu - I was so pleased, when you won the ball Josalu - Promise to love you when you go and score Josalu - Couldn't be happier if I wanted to Josalu - Knowing a goal is to be with you Josalu - Finally singing my Josalu Woah woah woah Josalu - Finally singing my Josalu

Ok. I'm feeling better about this.

Advertising space for his tat sportswear, childrens wear, work wear and whatever it sells these days company. Run the club with the only business model he knows, low cost, a very small circle of advisors, buy cheap and hope to sell high. Yiiip.