The Blackbelts

If i walk with my arms by my side, it may give the illusion of more white stripes

Love everything but the back, def gunna need a name and number on really

Nice! 100 times better already then! Hope its not see through again, i cant stand wearing nipple tape

Is it a black stick on northern rock patch or does it blend into the stripes? Im getting it tomorrow but i just cant wait!!!

When I watched them train at Chester-le-street, all of them were willing to give autographs except ketsbia who made a hasty exit, I'm guessing he was just late for his tea or summat though.

Crap 2nd half, some dodgy moments but a good win. Roll on transfer window, desperately need a striker

A rare yellow for tiote

The first rule about Stream Club... ...is to not talk about...no wait, that's a different club

Did you try that feed i sent you Just noticed you've sent me it so I'll check it out at the start of 2nd half, just off to the bar! Streams up and running, cheers!

Did you try that feed i sent you Just noticed you've sent me it so I'll check it out at the start of 2nd half, just off to the bar!

Happy with the first half, I reckon Nolan will grab one today judging by everyones comments

Yesssss! Hopefully build on that now and give them a thrashing

Because you're just waiting for him to make the craziest possible decision. The usual being to bat the ball away with a cheeky right hander

It seems we've only fielded barton and ameobi (the auto spell deemed that as amoeba, sounds more prolific)

Alreet, can't get a feed here in Portugal so I'm imagining it as all the posts suggest. Are we really playing THAT bad?

Just joined today, haven't got a clue what I am doing. Anyone careto give a brief explanation of what I am doing?

ignore that, just seen the other thread

Doubt there any truth in this one... <img src="http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/newcastle1112.jpg">

Thought we'd lose but I didn't expect this! We just don't look like we can be bothered.

Great start....

It's a shame for williamson to get stick really, I really rate him. perch is definately not suitable cover for Enrique that's for sure!

Awful performance, awful stadium, awful...red card? Everythig was just awful! Except bartons goal, barely had time to enjoy it really. Hated ranger, don't need him at all, bag of chod!

Well, man u were quick on the break, we played well for 30 mins and then our defence remembered how they used to play, poor first goal from berbatov as I reckon harper could have got that! Mind you, on the subject of berbatov, if you can't do bicycle kicks, leave them well alone, he's no peter crouch! Were better with lovenkrands but anyway, season starts at villa yeah?

Just got the away top, I must say it looks better than I thought but I'm really not happy about that home top! There was a slight chance I was going to get it instead of the away until I seen it up close, it just looks nasty!

proper cack like, a retro top and maybe the 3rd kit for me this year