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Just let out an audible gasp in a room full of people

Papiss' work rate

This is awful by the way. I was just treated to a few fringe players hitting golf balls Happy Gilmore style, and Rodgers is style a bucket of cliches. Done with this now. Edit: Jose gives his first interview, mentions his unborn baby's penis.

Good first half, 2-1.

Yes Steve Kean, man.

Penaldo. Guess that's it.

It's a week ahead in America.

Watching the second episode of this propaganda. Carragher mentioned how Rodgers knows everyone's name, which they followed up with clips of him saying different players names in training. What a guy.

I hate Wednesday games, I will always have class during that time. At least it's just the league cup.

At DisneyLAND it's everynight. I think it's every night at Disneyworld also. I only know this because my girlfriend loves that place and will even cry watching the fireworks on YouTube

Thanks

Always bound to happen when he doesn't even have football to distract him. Cut him loose and hopefully some small town club will take him where he'll be playing and can't conceivably get in as much trouble

What was up with Shelvey and Sir Alex? I saw he tweeted an apology and mentioned 'grass' in reference to Fergie but I have no idea what that means.

Hmm, yeah...like that's a novelty. Doesn't mean people should just ignore it.

Well he's a voice on a national television show and spouted a blatant untruth.

He's always going to have moments like this in matches. Just on the ball so much, creating more than anyone else, he's bound to make some mistakes.

Can't believe I enjoyed a Telegraph article.

Well done, Arsenal

Hoilett ignoring is left foot. Should have scored.

Not pretty, but got it done. Ba, Ben Arfa and Harper were quality.

Stick your fucking foot in man, this is why fans get on your back!

What is he doing?

Just pass it, man.

Cisse, man, everything is off for him.

Nipple protectors