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Fucking what a goal. Lets buy him.

Love watching Liverpool fail.

Glad that West Ham are winning. Puts both teams in equally shit situations.

Can't get over how great this Wigan/WHam game is. Fantastic chances.

Have you any wool? Can't decide where to go with this one.

Ba

What happened? I'm excited for next season already btw Fouled Dawson, then gave him a little kick while he was down.

Wigan/West Ham is actually a decent football match.

Too many games I want to watch right now, and I can only watch two.

Must be horrible for Wigan.

Great goal.

Wonder what the trophy looks like. Sucks being one of the little people. Can't even imagine how beautiful it is.

I hope they mail him his trophy with that.

Ryan Taylor got the Touch of Gray Winning Touch of the Game though, I think they meant Saylor though. Wait, that's actually a real award? Aren't you jealous of those guys with the perfect mix of gray and their natural hair color? Well, now with Touch of Gray, you don't have to be! And you can make pancakes for bitches that want milk, yo. After you get in that ass. You sexy salt and pepper bastard. What the hell, Mike? There is a Just for Men commercial where some milf is at the door asking for milk. Old dude doesn't have shit, but he wants to break the ice with the girl, so he jumps out of the window of his apartment onto several moving vehicles to run to the supermarket. When he arrives, he's like "I look like an old bastard. I need some Just for Men." "Oh, and milk." So he gets all this shit, presumably scales the wall of his building and start washing the grey away, all the while the woman is still standing outside the fucking door. Has to have been an hour at this point. So then he's done, grey away and he's ready to bang. They never show him brushing that paint on his balls, but it's left to the audience to assume. So he opens the door with the warm ass milk he forgot to put in the fridge and he's like " Anything else?" and she's all horny and she says "How about some pancakes?" Pancakes of course, being a clumsy daytime television euphemism for "How about some pussy?" It's a decent ad. There was a kid at my old high school who always used to say "I want some pancakes...and pussy." Pretty sure he's been arrested twice since graduation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_ux2H473I

Ryan Taylor got the Touch of Gray Winning Touch of the Game though, I think they meant Saylor though. Wait, that's actually a real award? Aren't you jealous of those guys with the perfect mix of gray and their natural hair color? Well, now with Touch of Gray, you don't have to be! And you can make pancakes for bitches that want milk, yo. After you get in that ass. You sexy salt and pepper bastard. What the hell, Mike?

Ryan Taylor got the Touch of Gray Winning Touch of the Game though, I think they meant Saylor though. Wait, that's actually a real award? Aren't you jealous of those guys with the perfect mix of gray and their natural hair color? Well, now with Touch of Gray, you don't have to be! And you can make pancakes for bitches that want milk, yo. After you get in that ass. You sexy salt and pepper bastard. That guy jumped out of his window.

Ryan Taylor got the Touch of Gray Winning Touch of the Game though, I think they meant Saylor though. Wait, that's actually a real award? Aren't you jealous of those guys with the perfect mix of gray and their natural hair color? Well, now with Touch of Gray, you don't have to be!

Ryan Taylor got the Touch of Gray Winning Touch of the Game though, I think they meant Saylor though.

Aye. Really enjoyed it for some reason. Was just thinking that, too. Was so oddly entertaining.

My breakfast is on the floor. Knocked it over in a fit of joy.

FUCKING DESERVED AS FUCK LIKE.