Ameritoon

The more Furlong tweets, the less excited I get.

He's never going to play again.

I hope Tiote pops into me.

We had one of the most English squads in the league last season, anyway. I wouldn't worry about that yet.

Easy. Send him the seal video. The goat is clearly superior to the seal. Both have already been sent on Facebook.

Can't believe that just happened. Good decision to pull Cooper off the penalty, he's missed a few this season now.

Yeah, that's pretty much it. I wouldn't worry about someone not being physical enough as long as they have decent pace and tecnique.

If there was any doubt left, not after that.

If the touch would have been better he could have scored himself. Good play, though.

Great PK.

We should sign Landraeu.

Definitely watching, should be entertaining.

Mark Douglas does not have a clue. Aw man.

One of the French articles ON posted mentioned Everton. It's probably them.

Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey doesn't mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockey.

Dammit

Douglas has labelled Gervinho 65-35 to join and Gameiro 50-50.

I just don't want to get excited, but I can't help it.

That's how I felt a few hours ago, as well.

Odd one for someone who thinks they're good enough for any job.

Spent the game drunk in a pub for the first time, great game even if it wasn't a classic. Can't believe Berbatov didn't go on, though.

Quality FM times with him, and seen him play a few times. For 5mil, that's wanktastic.

Just spent half an hour in the Ben Arfa thread looking for that exploding bulge gif. Failed.