Ameritoon

That table is such a farce. It's ridiculous that they expect fans to believe it.

Horse racing is wank to be fair. Insert Michael Owen joke.

You guys are all forgetting about the Gold Cup!

Really want to see Wigan down, but voted Birmingham and Blackpool. Would be a dream scenario if Pool, Birmingham, and Wolves all won, sending down Blackburn and Wigan.

Really hope Wigan don't pull out of it, would love to see them and Blackburn go down, but probably won't happen. Man, what a game though.

Holy Fuck

I hate that I know exactly how those West Ham fans feel right now. Terrible fucking time they're having.

agreed really like martinez 3rd'd. Tries to get his teams playing decent stuff too rather than kick and rush. Fourthing this shit. I feel the same way.

Man, what a day.

Fucking what a goal. Lets buy him.

Love watching Liverpool fail.

Glad that West Ham are winning. Puts both teams in equally shit situations.

Can't get over how great this Wigan/WHam game is. Fantastic chances.

Have you any wool? Can't decide where to go with this one.

Ba

What happened? I'm excited for next season already btw Fouled Dawson, then gave him a little kick while he was down.

Wigan/West Ham is actually a decent football match.

Too many games I want to watch right now, and I can only watch two.

Must be horrible for Wigan.

Great goal.

Wonder what the trophy looks like. Sucks being one of the little people. Can't even imagine how beautiful it is.

I hope they mail him his trophy with that.

Ryan Taylor got the Touch of Gray Winning Touch of the Game though, I think they meant Saylor though. Wait, that's actually a real award? Aren't you jealous of those guys with the perfect mix of gray and their natural hair color? Well, now with Touch of Gray, you don't have to be! And you can make pancakes for bitches that want milk, yo. After you get in that ass. You sexy salt and pepper bastard. What the hell, Mike? There is a Just for Men commercial where some milf is at the door asking for milk. Old dude doesn't have shit, but he wants to break the ice with the girl, so he jumps out of the window of his apartment onto several moving vehicles to run to the supermarket. When he arrives, he's like "I look like an old bastard. I need some Just for Men." "Oh, and milk." So he gets all this shit, presumably scales the wall of his building and start washing the grey away, all the while the woman is still standing outside the fucking door. Has to have been an hour at this point. So then he's done, grey away and he's ready to bang. They never show him brushing that paint on his balls, but it's left to the audience to assume. So he opens the door with the warm ass milk he forgot to put in the fridge and he's like " Anything else?" and she's all horny and she says "How about some pancakes?" Pancakes of course, being a clumsy daytime television euphemism for "How about some pussy?" It's a decent ad. There was a kid at my old high school who always used to say "I want some pancakes...and pussy." Pretty sure he's been arrested twice since graduation.