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BBC Radio 5 live's Robbie Savage: "I said it would be a harsh introduction to Premier League football for Newcastle and it was. They've got a lot of the same players they had last season and it's not good enough, I think they're gonna struggle. Man Utd were fantastic, on the other hand." Not sure where this fantastic Man U was at.

Not bad, but could've been better. The good thing though is those mistakes can be worked on and cut down.

Must've, Martin Tyler was in love with him there.

Looked like an odd altercation between Giggs and Barton there.

Seriously, no matter how bad we're playing I'll look at that and still laugh. Classic stuff.

Damn, would've been nice to keep this at 2-0.

Harper laughing at Evra. Classic.

They keep talking about another goal so the scorline will be a better reflection of the game, but Man Uth really haven't deserved much more than this.

Was pretty blatant too.

Should'nt be pulling off short corners with Shola and Carroll in the box.

Don't say you didn't get your wish..

To remind us that people still bleach their hair.

And fucking Shola.

Lets see an attacking sub here, we've got nothing to lose.

Fuck, on comes Hernandez. Would be happy if we keep this at 2-0.

Decent Jonas impression by Scholes.

Not if he cant put a header in from 6-yards out. He's getting the chances and has proven that he can hit the net. Just like on that header there, good proof. I think he's played well, but he has to fucking finish that. Proved it last season. All strikers miss those kind of chances. As Andy Gray pointed out, it was his weaker side. Did you just use Andy Gray as a reference point?

Another good strike by AC.

Not if he cant put a header in from 6-yards out. He's getting the chances and has proven that he can hit the net. Just like on that header there, good proof. I think he's played well, but he has to fucking finish that.

Not if he cant put a header in from 6-yards out.

Same here, it's Lalas though, so he's wrong.

It's not just that we're down, it's just the the stupid errors and how easily this game could be 0-0. We look absolutely spineless, not just poor.

This.