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Forgot all about that video like, one of the best parodys i've seen. "There original ground was Roker Park, but it was destroyed.... because it was mingin"

"Proper fat and lewked like Andy Fordham with a mullet and BO."

Were our reserves not mint but a couple of weeks ago?

I still don't see the point in restraining someone from shooting at goal! I find that pretty stupid to be honest. The point is that in this instance, should Tiote find himself in a good position to shoot, he should shoot. I'd rather he took a shot on goal than pass it backwards and break down the attack. He, for example, shouldn't be having speculative pops at goal, in the 91st minute when we're only 1-0 up. But that's a tactical thing and nothing to do with ability. Nobody has said he shouldn't shoot man. What you are suggesting though is that he should show more attacking intent. I'd rather he was available for when we lose possession tbh, not trying to ghost into the box, we've got 5 other more attacking players who can do that. That isn't to say he's not allowed to mix things up, he just doesn't need it coached into him. No he doesn't need it coached into him at all. But I'm sure he takes part in shooting and crossing practice in training. Plus, no, I didn't say he should show more attacking intent. What I meant was that he should be more confident in contributing to an attacking move, should he find himself in a situation to do so, rather than delay or disrupt the attack, because "he's a DM" Technically that is suggesting he should be showing more attacking intent like, but fair enough. I just think what he's doing he's doing well and it's not like he spends the match sitting on the halfway line, he's allways on hand to recieve the ball and usualy tries to do something posotive with it when in the final 3rd. I could name many occasions where he has decided to have a pop, try a killer pass, or curl one in from the wing. I certainly don't think he delays or disrupts our attacks like, I don't know where you've picked that up from.

I still don't see the point in restraining someone from shooting at goal! I find that pretty stupid to be honest. The point is that in this instance, should Tiote find himself in a good position to shoot, he should shoot. I'd rather he took a shot on goal than pass it backwards and break down the attack. He, for example, shouldn't be having speculative pops at goal, in the 91st minute when we're only 1-0 up. But that's a tactical thing and nothing to do with ability. Nobody has said he shouldn't shoot man. What you are suggesting though is that he should show more attacking intent. I'd rather he was available for when we lose possession tbh, not trying to ghost into the box, we've got 5 other more attacking players who can do that. That isn't to say he's not allowed to mix things up, he just doesn't need it coached into him.

Tiote doesn't need to shoot more, that's all that needs to be said really. He's entitled to a crack every now and then, as is even Danny Simpson if theres nothing better on and nothing else seems to be coming off.

How did Berard go so down hill once he left? He must only have been about 26-27?

Some of them probably are true, just disgustingly exagerated. I mean I was down Leeds for the promotion and there was 2 mackems singing outside some club, I jokingly shouted "fucking shite", to which they replied "who you support like". I told them Newcastle, we had a bit banter and went our seperate ways. On RTG though this obviosly turns into, "I was down Leeds for the promotion and there was 5 mackem mongs singing anti-NUFC songs and just acting like nobs outside of some club, everyone else was spot on, I shouted "I'll fucking knock your fathas out you cunts", to which the sweat drenched, BO smelling crettins nervously replied "errr... who you support like mate?". I told them I was a mag and they fucking bricked it, started crying and then shot off behind the bouncers to ring there mothers. Soft as shit."

Only decent strikes I can remember Tiote hitting were on his wrong foot

Have you been on the sauce Haris?

There made up/exagerated stories are fucking gay like

This is pointless like. You play out wide in midfield and in general conversation you're a winger.

And if we're going to go all FM-tastic then his prefered position is a "Defensive Winger"

Fuck sake man It's perfectly acceptable to call Jonas a winger like

Place attacking player on left, tell attacking player to attack, opposing midfielders and defenders therefor helpless to infinite attacks. Problem, fullback fags?

His terms are also bullshit, he wins, the Spuds pay to his chosen charity, he loses, he pays to his chosen charity. That isn't a bet ffs.

£3k to a charity wouldn't be bad from him if he wasn't blatantly boasting about it over the internet like he's fucking Mother Teresa. If he'd put his money where his mouth was and said a weeks wages then fair enough, that would be going out of his way.

I find gratification in the fact that whilst CT posts his pointless drivel on here, his wife is most likely out having rough anal sex with another man.

Would love to see Tim Krul add an attacking dimention to his game like, maybe Steven Taylor could start striking them from distance as well, then once Jonas sorts out his attacking elements we'll be scoring fucking loads all the time man. We'll be finishing games git 40 - 0.

I actualy couldn't believe what I was seeing from about the 70th minute onwards. It was absolutely shameful. Leaving Zog on the bench, and waiting until the 87th minute to bring on Delph was strange as well.

Doubt anyone even needed a drink after that

It's like Redknap has issued a "keep the ball" shout from the touchline, and McLeash has set his team tactics to "Contain".

Utterly embarrassing this now like from Villa, what the fuck are they doing

Are Villa alluding to the lootings with that chant? Bit rich if they are like.