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The NUFC Sexy XI Manager: Alan Pardew Elliott Simpson Tavernier Colo Santon Barfa Cabaye Smith Abeid Marv Loven Subs: Harper, Kadar, Wiliamson, Gosling, Inman, Jonas, Best Would.

With Cabaye, Simpson and this kid in the side we're certainly one of the best looking sides in the league like. We should get a tropjy for that tbh.

That Treasy picture man Fucking hell, how do you wriggle your way out of that ?

Clearly just had a wank

Video not working for me, whats the gist of it? Good? Shit?

Looks a right fat ugly cunt

Give him the number 9

"infinite shoulders"

Yeah, it's a bit daft to just list all of the players a club has signed over a 3 year period and claim there all flops as they aren't current squad members like. On the flip side he managed to get VDV for the ludicrous price of 8m.

It's not about size realy, he just looks so frail. Like he was plucked right out of the Great Ormond Street Hostpital.

Regardless of the money he's spent, you cannot argue that Redknapp has not improved Tottenham. They are a far better side now than before he came.

I fooking detest "commentators" in the stands like. Shut the fuck up, they cannot hear you, they divn't care, we divn't care, you look like a twat.

You hardly have to be fit to outpace the Fulham defence like, but fair do's, I wait till he's actualy consuming foods befor I make judgement.

I thought he was quick like, until that Fulham defender effectively jogged to collect the ball away from him. Was thinking "Oh Ba's quick, yeah? He'll surely be 1on1 here and he'll score!!! Yay!... He is quick isn't he? Huh? Ah he's going to run around the other way, thats it! He's so quick he's actualy going to run around the defender!... Yeah?.... No.

Obertan looked pretty dangerous running at the defenders in the box the few times he did. I disagree with who said he lacked self belief, he looks like he's willing to gamble quite a bit when on the ball. Like the anti-routledge

I agree with you btw Cajun, was more stating that most strikers have a tendancy to go missing so it's a bit harsh to critisise him for "only having a good 45 mins". If he was from the continent and had signed last January instead of the one before people would be raving about him imo

People still seem unconvinced because he was utter turd in the Championship it seems, like all strikers he has a tendancy to do little throughout games (although he is pretty mobile and good at taking the ball down from the air). His goal record since Wham cannot be ignored though, and best of all about half of those have been clinical. He might be a confidence striker like, can see his composure dropping a bit if he hits a rocky patch.

£85m plus add ons

He's an edgy little bastard like, 2 games in a row he's squared up to some fucker He looks as though he can pretty much do everything in the centre though, just an alround class player with a wand of a right foot. Sexy bassa.

His second goal was absolutely sublime tbf, his first touch was perfection. No reason at all why he shouldn't start from now on, even if we get someone else in i'd prefer him over Ba.

Imagine players been sent off for shouting "come on ref" man It's one of those things where there cannot be a black and white rule, the referee has to use his head, and if he feels certain players are going over the top and preventing him from officiating the game they should be carded.

He's nee Cabaye like

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Remember him bragging about getting loads of texts from carroll and that he was goung to type a transcript up. Fucking cock end. He's like a loudmouthed kid banging on about getting his big brother to fill people in.

To put it simply, imo he could gain nothing in the advancement of his career, or in financial gain by staying at Newcastle. He can gain nothing in the advancement of his career, but has recieved massive financial gain by joining QPR.