Hanshithispantz

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What's the odds on that Sky bloke going missing tonight? Every half season he probably fears for what will happen to him when the window shuts and the cameras go off. No doubt whatsoever that he has been raped - and will continue to be raped - on the 1st morning of February and September.

How do Norwich get a sexy bitch?

if an absolutely massive contamination isn't soon discovered in the water of Stoke on Trent I will be shocked.

He's just moved from Dallas to Stoke tbf

Let's all just get wankered and watch Sky Sports News

It'll probably turn into the theatre scene from Interview With a Vampire.

Would make sense with them pulling out of the Fer deal.

EVERYONE in Stoke seems to be a massive charver, it's grim.

I'd have Diame like, he's a fucking beast. Play [Diame Tiote Sissoko] against the mackems for a laugh.

Holy shit, why? EDIT: Hooper

What a gorgeous cunt.

I'm just happy this transfer has come off for FIFA tbh. I love old cunts on FIFA.

I was hoping Barton would do that at Marseille, just for the lulz of Barton winning a league title before Gerrard He's doing well isn't he? The Beckham signing is clearly for PR reasons but the French league is one that he probably could still make an impact in. None of us truly know if he's finished or not yet as he's spent his time in the MLS.

Would be hilarious if he bossed the league and carried them to the title.

I beg to differ. They are, and always have been, divine. I totally agree like.

Even if there was any contact between us and Graham and he decided against coming here it wouldn't have been because he actually favoured a move to Sunderland, it'll have been for more money/more chance of getting time on the pitch, nothing else would make sense. I doubt there was any seriouscontact though.

Marveaux has delivered one of the best balls I've ever seen so for that reason alone I think he'll be a better option than most on the wing.

Krul?

"Ko-fuckingshitecunt"

Tiote will be worth about £5-6m now. We're better off keeping him in the hope that he's just had a poor run of form for whatever reason this season and the presence of Sissoko and a fully fit Cabaye can aid him.

I'm smashing shit up mate, smashing shit up.

I still think Jonas will be selected ahead of him to support Santon like, not that I would agree with it in any way but Chelsea are far more of a threat than Villa.

I'd like to see Cabaye and Ben Arfa out the door too, otherwise I agree.