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If they were "considering" the bid then we mustn't be far off, we'll probably wait a week and then add another few hundred thousand on top as our final offer.

Is it just me or has he got a very womanly figure in that photo?

I'm sat in my kegs drinking a beer. Not very sexy I assure you. Same tbf

Is Rodney Cisse a bot programmed to just post GIFs in every thread regardless of the context? He's like TBG's rebellious understudy.

It works matty, you sexy sexy man.

Amazing He should have left the £5 notes out like

I want pictures!

He could have been a decent player in the top league of English football at least if he was just willing to not fuck about like a 13 year old charver, that's all he needed to do.

106 Well that was a fucking riot.

You in Newcastle like Conjo? Probably just going to grab some Parisian bitches.

It's the confidence of it all, they didn't even entertain the thought that Craig Gardner, Conner Wickham and Sebastian Larsson weren't going to fire them into Europe Craig Gardner, Conner Wickham and Sebastian Larsson man.

It depends, a fee was agreed yesterday so he could have been on his over yesterday afternoon, last night, or even this morning. He's just done an interview with RMC where he said he was saying goodbye to his teamates in Toulouse though, so he could only have set off for a plane within the last hour.

Not for me. With this team, only the basics needs to be in place. It will probably be in spite of him. If we're ahead against Villa come the 60th minute mark he'll probably replace Marv, Sissoko and Gouffran with Perch, Jonas and Shola. Do not underestimate Pardew's talent. EDIT: This isn't a joke post, I fully expect that to happen.

He can't possibly be in Newcastle now can he? He would have to have jumped in a private jet.

The Spaniard comes in with a haymaker to the chin.

If you haven't seen it before Johnny then I strongly advise you read the entire 71 pages, it's the best thread on the whole of the internet.

It means it could be over it might not be it doesn't matter because we are about to score another to finalise it in anyway. So we're giving Sissoko 2 contracts? Why?

Could be ruled out by a Russian. I like it. Clearly far to witty for Ryder like.

What does that metaphor even mean?

Just because I can, the last time we signed a bunch of unknown shitehawks: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=605185 I fully expect a similar influence from the new lads.

Ginola http://translate.google.com/translate?tl=en-us&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rmcsport.fr%2Feditorial%2F342274%2Fginola-newcastle-un-changement-de-vie%2F

LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Follow @davidmcrossan on twitter. He's live tweeting the interview. I'm listening to the man himself, I don't understand him, but I'm listening.

I just heard him say "Newcastle"

http://www.rmcsport.fr/front_office/sport_player.html

LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!