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How in the absolute fuck is that a penalty?

He's fucking lightyears ahead of Obertan.

Mbiwa could have had the easiest debut possible here which is a shame. Sissoko, Cabaye are bossing it though, I'll give Pards props for selecting them, I suppose.

He looks fucking great, like.

He's like a censored Pardew

I'm positive 'Arry is just taking the piss now, he has to be.

Unbelievable. Name the CB pairings that would excite you more in this league? Can't think of many. I cannot think of a better pair on the ball (providing Mbiwa is a cool as he seems from the highlights and what we've heard)

I cannot wait to see him, man. Him, Colo, Santon and Debuchy bringing the ball out from the back could and should be majestic

So the whole thing has been a massive f*** up, all Colo has ever said "the only time i'd go back to argentina, was if i had personal problems" which translated into he has personal problems and wants to go home. Hyped up by the media and random bullshit speculation. Great. or "what do i need to say to give me an easier few months here" there's definitely been more to this otherwise he would have said this a month ago.

thought he'd broke his leg or something

Someone sent in a book proposal on sporting statistics to the publisher where I work - in it was a stat that only 2.5% of corners (put directly into the box) taken in the premier league resulted in goals and that staistically teams would be much better off taking the corner short and keeping possession. How does that compare to other attacks though?

San Lorenzo are his boyhood club. Not according to Wiki (I know)? http://www.somoscuervos.com.ar/media/galeria/72/4/8/2/7/n_san_lorenzo_historia-2057284.jpg Doesn't that make San Lorenzo Osvaldo Coloccini's (boyhood) club, rather than Fabricio's? Everything I can find suggests Fabricio Coloccini has only ever played at San lorenzo for one season on loan from AC Milan. Edit: I appreciate this question is completely irrelevant as he seems dead set on joining them sooner rather than later, I just wanted to point out he does not seem to have a long history with them other than apparently his father having played for them and he apparently being a fan. I think you're confusing the term to be honest, "boyhood club" usually just means the club they've supported since they were a child. They tend not to use "support" as obviously playing for other clubs you will form further attachments.

I want a note from his wife's doctor, medical bills, scans... the lot.

If it is "gang warfare" then I hope he's fucking uzi'd down the next time he pops his wobbly face out of a car window.

Semtex is so right he's right. I don't want Jonas to start another league game for us if we can help it, but he's good experienced cover. I have no doubt he isn't as bad as he's looked this season either.

The very last thing you should start a centre back for is their threat from set pieces, although that is something Pardew will probably do.

The poor cunt

I cannot wait to see how we manage to fuck this one up.

I would understand Taylor getting the nod but I really hope Pardew grows a set of balls and gives Mbiwa his full debut, he has to sometime and with Taylor just returning from a long lay-off their isn't a better excuse for him to be dropped. If Williamson starts though I'll eat Pardew's face.

Can we send an open letter to San Lorenzo fans telling them to fuck off?

Think that'll end up being our first choice trio, perhaps with Anita coming in for Tiote in home games against the so-called "weaker" teams. That would be the smart option but I really cannot see Pardew going with it.

Only a week ago he played Shola Ameobi on the right wing when we had Obertan on the bench http://vipdictionary.com/img/mythbusters_plausible_spray.png

I'm going to give neesy the benefit of the doubt as it's 2am on a Sunday morning.

He'll give his all and remain a respected captain, I'm confident of that.