Hanshithispantz

We've been permanently bottom of that table for about 3 consecutive years

"Newcastle attempted 26 shots at goal" It is what it says, 26 attempts at goal.

She fix keyboards anaal like?

The Betfair app is absolutely lush.

Lee Cattermole doing some absurd Rick Grimes impression.

Been trying to stick a bet on the Mackems game but every time I do some fucker scores

And yet most people will say it was by rolling out cliches like "he gave the ref a decision to make", "if you do that you're risking it" blah blah blah. Absolutely fucking ludicrous. Wasn't even a free kick ffs. Adebayor's was the same yesterday, as clear a yellow as you've ever seen. We're at the point now where any sort of late sliding tackle is risking a red card. Hear hear. And there it fucking is

~7/4 for Sunderland a man up against Fulham This should be a no bainer but there so void of attacking ideas I'm tempted to take similar odds for the opposite.

And yet most people will say it was by rolling out cliches like "he gave the ref a decision to make", "if you do that you're risking it" blah blah blah. Absolutely fucking ludicrous. Wasn't even a free kick ffs. Adebayor's was the same yesterday, as clear a yellow as you've ever seen. We're at the point now where any sort of late sliding tackle is risking a red card. Hear hear.

This is looking more important than the league at the minute, it's probably the only thing keeping me sane at the minute anyway.

Didn't realise Fulham had signed him like

He did. Called him a lily-livered tosser or something last night during what I can only guess was an alcohol fueled WUM session.

Oh for fuck sake

I think his cowies must have kicked in mid-sentance.

I'm all for bringing in the kids to replace him and Simpson now, I don't think I can cope any more. What summed it up for me was a moment in the second half, Tiote and Ben Arfa had a quick exchange just outside of our box in an attempt to play it out of danger, it got passed to Danny Simpson, who instead of trying to play the ball back had one glance up the pitch before hoofing it straight to the Swansea defence. It's fucking painful.

"wanker is a homo, wanker is a homo" Epic bantz. EDIT: Just realised it's "wanker is a hammer". Still gay.

What a bunch of selfish cunts the Senegalese FA are, there was no fucking need.

Worst week of football since we went down.

Mint from Hatem

I fucking hate football

Williamson's positioning there man...

Thank Christ for that

Williamson is fucking retarded like

Get Sammy off the pitch ffs