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I have a feeling Scott Parker will creap into the official one, I also think they will include atleast one of Krul or Colo, we've been the suprise package this season and that's usually enough for them to pick a guy and claim he's the main reason we're where we are, and how he would be great for a club like Arsenal or Man U.

Had we not signed Cisse then Ba probably would have been a given with RvP tbh, the same with Cisse had he been signed last summer.

What's this "Cattermole is hard as nails, Tiote is a puff" thing about that they seem to have spun since the derby too? I cannot really remember the match tbh but i've seen the highlights, and from what I can gather from this and the stats i've seen Cattermole said something to Tiote in the tunnel and then lunged in on him a minute into the game before been outplayed for the rest, as well as diving to the floor clutching his face 30 seconds before Sessegnon walked. Is this right?

That Spavin lad is canny pathetic like, he just twists stuff and composes arguments that he doesn't even believe himself in order to 'win' a debate, he's effectively a slightly more eloquent Masterplan until he starts telling people to fuck off because he's proper hard as nails and stuff. The Ben Arfa & Lee Ryder ones are just completely fabricated.

Newcastle - Motherwell final

I hope someone clatters Ben Shepperd, I really cannot hack his dodgy craic on Goals On Sunday. Handsome man like.

Tbh I think between 8-10 points is how much we'll need to get 4th, looking at the fixture lists. Tottenham's display against Nowrich has given me massive hope, they certainly won't pick up maximum points imo, they really need to grind out a result.

Poor officiating happens to all teams though, it's happened to us this season a few times too (Chelsea probably been the worst), it's just one of those things you have to accept in football. I can accept us dropping points when we just get it wrong too (like we did in the 2nd half against Wolves), but pointlessly dropping points through unforced individual errors is fucking awful. It just didn't have to happen, all he needed to do was hold onto the ball a few seconds longer and then fling it to Shola. We'd currently be sitting 3rd.

Been scouting around a few of those dating sites Thespence put up expecting a laugh but now I just feel really bad.

Could probably add a couple more pages to the Ace Posts thread here

Knew I should have put an innuendo safety breaker in there.

What do I stick in to get this?

Well Blackburn can fuck off

Would have been Cisse-esq

Someone make a gif of that and stick it in the RAWK thread about Cabaye.

When does he not?

Brighton miss a penalty

In all fairness Barclona would probably have had the league tied up if they had Catts instead of that puff Busquets.

Henderson is a right fucking gimp, man

Excellent freekick. Get the fuck in

Thanks Mimi

Put £10 on a Blackburn/Reading double earlier on that returns ~£80 Reading match looking good, Blackburn 2 down but Liverpool down to 10.