Hanshithispantz

Park the bus.

Trebles: Man City & Over 2.5 Newcastle Bolton or Draw Chelsea

You can bet on a Newcastle double this weekend which is cool. About 7/2.

Trademark pictorial banter from Messi

Me too. It's definitely something that would wind the fuck out of people in real life. Imagine some poor cunt telling a story to a group of people then just bombing in with "Look at me, look at me" Just imagine this man people, just imagine how class this would be, it would be the highlight of the night. Outstanding.

"Barcelona might suit them" Holy fucking shit, Adrian Chiles you absolute pervert

Nope. I'd imagine it is the same in every country when their teams are involved. Wouldn't bother me if Newcastle were playing. Imagine Bellamy scoring against Feyenoord an John Champion just going "Oh... And Bellamy has scored there. This has been a fairly dramatic night of football but Newcastle are through. Hard luck Feyenoord and better luck next year. We now hand you over to the Groundforce team, goodnight." I think you'll find Champion shouted Lurling almost as loudly as he did Bellamy. And it was extraordinary. BOMBARDA!!! I'm off to watch those highlights again

They seem to believe that everyone viewing supports the English team. They couldn't be more wrong. I'm betting more people watching ITV support Chelsea than Benfica like I didn't mean Benfica. The broadcasters commonly make out that fans of other clubs get behind the English club in Europe, just because they're English. Er, no. Aye fair enough, I still can see why they do it.

Nope. I'd imagine it is the same in every country when their teams are involved. Wouldn't bother me if Newcastle were playing. Imagine Bellamy scoring against Feyenoord an John Champion just going "Oh... And Bellamy has scored there. This has been a fairly dramatic night of football but Newcastle are through. Hard luck Feyenoord and better luck next year. We now hand you over to the Groundforce team, goodnight."

They seem to believe that everyone viewing supports the English team. They couldn't be more wrong. I'm betting more people watching ITV support Chelsea than Benfica like

What I was thinking.

Rights. Score 1 more if you like mind

GET THE FUCK IN

As it stands Chelsea are a bunch of fucking dicks

Ah thanks Chelsea, hope they fucking go out now

Madrid want to piss off like As it stands i'm saved by my AHC

Those Chelsea fans were utterly disgusting like

It was all about the Apoel +3

Taking the fucking piss Chelsea now

NOT ME!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA Just need Chelsea to stop missing open goals and that to keep my current decent run going.

Why would you "hate foreigners"? "Ahhhh man I hate aaaal them foreigners, they're just git... foreign and that, it makes is fucking sick. That Sessegnon is alright like"

Andy Townsendsacunt

That Moe Szyslak comment was spot on like

Torres is awful man