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Tape a roll of wall paper to the wall and spray over it?

Christ, what a whinge! It looks tacky as fuck man. I appreciate the sentiment like, but if you're going to 'vandalise' the walls of SJP atleast try and make it pleasant on the eye.

I wish anyone choosing to spray paint St James' Park back on the wall would use a fucking stencil like.

We're not a better team with Obertan in ahead of Ben Arfa man

Argentedia.

Spoilt little tarts

An excellent retort if ever i'd seen one.

The biggest game of our season so far, what else do you want?

Fucking brilliant

I'll have a play around, no doubt i've just discovered a new way to lose my money though so i'll thank you beforehand

Took me way to long to get that man, Neil And cheers Wormy, you just betting results or scores?

How do you sort out a Goliath like, Wormster?

It looks like he has VD

EDIT: What happened with him anyway, did he ever get caught?

Morgan should have just gave in after that, but no, he had to mention that Gary Lineker hasn't won the World Cup for the 300th time. #BigTimeTweeter

Gabriel Obertan is actually a genetically enhanced salmon that was found washed up on the south coast of Bordeaux in the summer of 2005.

Surely the council won't change the metro like, will they?

Like most over-exagerations it comes in retaliation to the media completely licking his arse, same with Scott Parker.

They have outstanding craic like. "Everyone look at me! I just called a mag a cunt! hahaha A CUNT! And he walked away! HAHAHA I'm SOOO HARD! I also just finished 7 bags of Pickled Onion Space Raiders in one go!"

But it'll be sooo cold man, and it's at the Britania! Cliche's aside though I do think a draw is the best bet, Stoke are good at home and they'll probably shrink the pitch for this match (they can do that can't they?) Valencia's record away from home this season is W4-D5-L2.

On a cold thursday night at the Britania?

Shame he didnt do 5 shite crosses that fell on the heads/feet of our strikers, we might not have drawn 0-0 that day then. You do realise Peter Lovenkrands was up top that day, don't you?

http://i44.tinypic.com/awf5zs.jpg amazing

I remember Enrique against Blackburn, he must have put in 5 world class crosses in the first half but none of our Strikers managed to get to them (except 1 I think).

Which Man U did to Milan a few years later as well! They beat them by a single goal