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So do we tbh

Honestly man Perch, what the fuck are you doing there?

I hope Pards has the Rocky soundtrack ready in the ghetto blaster for half time

This is so bad man

Pardew hopefully writing lines of "I will never play longball again" Bart Simpson style in his notebook there. Sort it out ffs.

8-0 We'll deserve it too

Media whores

Yeah, I thought he put that point across pretty well too, what with the first line of his post reading "When did we buy a load of 'unknown' players exactly?"

"seeing all those flags" Sounds like he had an abusive childhood.

Pique for £5m? Fucking hell

Oh, aye, you wonder how the poor little lamb gets by. Can't be easy scraping through on just £520k + bonuses a year, makes your heart bleed for him. I've never understood why people make these posts.

Do your stuff, Neil.

That's what a decade of Tony Hibbert does to a team.

I bet everyone involved in that video was clad in a full Mackenzee tracksuit

That's the midfield trio I was thinking we should go with tbh, atleast until Rooney gets back, there's just the chance it could be completely outmaneuvered. Scholes, as good as he is on the ball, is 37 and he wont be playing in a side who are expected to dominate like he does at Man U. Would be really tempted to stick Cleverly in there like.

If we want movement then there's probably no other choice tbh, just a shame none of them have really had a decent stint for their clubs this season. EDIT: From our cenral players I mean.

I'd imagine they're more concerned with Operation Finish Above Liverpool

I han't seen but i'm guessing Stephanie won it.

He was fucking lifting against Fulham like. Been class pretty much since the Arsenal game though, still not an absolute rock but he seems to be becoming more and more a part of our defensive unit. His offensive qualities shouldn't even need to be metnioned, he's fucking class going forward.

In a midfield 3 for England i'd have Parker over Barry tbh, either way having one of them is unfortunately vital. Who to play ahead of them is the hard bit.

Please god do not allow Barry to start alongside Parker

Player comes into new country and doesn't immediately set the world on fire = They are shite forever if they play for Newcastle in Mackem logic. They still think Coloccini is shit ffs.

Nothing at all to do with Parker been a former player, it's more to do with the cringeworthy and cliche praise he gets from the media, also known as The Gareth Barry Effect. It's a bit harsh on the player himself like, but there needs to be a counter balance.

It's as if I was at The Apollo

We really need to get rid of that god awful smiley