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So in effect the phrase "be yourself" is useless, as nobody can ever not be ones self. Think next time before you start slinging phrases about that you don't understand Shola, reet?

Not in the public eye he isn't.

Another pearl of wisdom from the Paxinator. Nee wonder they're so fucking shite man, "ON PAPOR WEEZ THE BEST TEEEM IN THA WERLD".

I'm guessing this Cattermole shite is just a fallacy for what it's worth, they haven't got much going for them at the minute so they just seem to be clinging to anything they can (whether the believe it or not) in order to win a debate. The just look like a bunch of fucking deluded idiots, though.

The Blackburn goal was recorded on a rotary dial telephone tbf.

Seen the thread. Did a MAG! actually just put Ben Arfa on a similar platform to Yossi Benayoun?

Mata?

The Sky free bet is fucking class, like. £10 free sport, £10 free poker & £5 free games. No deposit needed (or atleast that's what it was when I signed up). The majority of the rest aren't free bets at all.

#Mackemlogic He's missing a fair few brain cells, like.

No way Sessegnon would get into our team at the minute fwiw, they won't accept and will shoe horn him into an XI as he's their best player by a distance, bless them, but unless we changed our shape the front 6 would remain the same. By their own admission he cannot play on the wing, Ba and Hatem can. He could maybe replace Jonas but that could be a bit too attack minded. In a "team of the year" sense he would be in every time though, he's certainly wouldn't be a shoe-in to start though.

O'Shea has been the best defender from both clubs this season too, apparently. It's just getting stupid now, their 'opinions' are getting more and more warped the further we distance ourselves from them. But yeah, nobody does delusion like Newcastle United.

What the fuck man That Brent/Pilkington hybrid is spot on, it looks as though it's just been ripped straight from a sketch show.

Hopefully he chokes on one of his sagging cheek folds

Suprised at how good his English is tbh, he took that 'interview' really well.

Wow I'm sort of wondering if that's just a really shit attempt at mind games.

VIGAN VIN VON VIL

Rattled

I'm guessing you've gleemed this from your many trips to Madrid, Sewelly?

The Madrid Mackems? What in the absolute fuck is the matter with that man?

Get in Real you bastards

Burst out laughing when I read the bottom bet for some reason, wtf?

Someone needs to avatar that shit