Bizza

Can't wait to see if Bruce can get us out of the Champo next season.

Which one?

Messi in the french league ffs, what an absolute waste of talent.

Derby games should never be pre season friendlies.

Get in

Penalty to Leicester

No wonder our training ground looks like a dilapidated 1970s leisure centre

Howay Leicester

How are our new signings doing?

Messi to PSG He's far too good for the french league.

English version

First game of the club season for some reason.

1-0 York, setting the tone for the season.

God I miss the fucking euros

It's something to do whilst I slowly die from heat stroke.

The back needs more stripes, it's just white with a black stripe down the middle.

Ugh, we really need bin all that 'it's coming home' shite off. The original meaning has been totally lost now and it just makes us look like a bunch of arrogant dickheads.

I fucking hate the fact that I now know what it feels like to see both Newcastle and England lose a cup final.

Knew we'd lose it on pens. Southgates cowardice at 1-0 cost us that.

It's gone.

Pens

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