Revolution Number 9

'you black cuntt' :lol: I swear when these people were in the gene pool they were in the shallow end with their armbands on.

That's a new excuse I like the first reply.

Can't wait to see the meltdown on there when they find out the world isn't flat.

Especially when they're going over his free kick taking stats

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=10608328&postcount=11 No way can that be for real!

That was amazing, completely ubexpected and hit with so much power. The spin on it man, basically completely changed direction in mid flight. He's got some serious technique.

Great isn't it. They're going to be stuck in our shadow forever.

They have that effect on people

Pennywell Paul with his nuggets of wisdom again. He's RTG's Baba, without a doubt. Legend.

When he got booked I thought he was going off, I was genuinely surprised that he hadn't already had a booking. It's gotten to the stage where in any game I'm watching involving him I'm just assuming he's been booked at some point

I mean fucking hell, look at his leg bend. I'm amazed it didn't snap back and send Bardsley flying out of the stadium like some big perm-topped catapult.

Striker Jonas.........................Barfa Cabaye Tiote Barton Basically what we had today but with Barfa instead of Obertan and any striker in the world ever instead of Shola (we're past the derby, he's served his purpose now) might work I suppose.

I'm getting clean sheet points for Stevie Taylor again This is mad. I put him in for cheapness and goals.

Love how he managed to get his celebration in even when it wasn't his goal

I think this lends credence to the theory that Coloccini's hair gives him power like the biblical Samson tbh.

Solid performance today, thought he was getting very wound up over little things though (apart from the handball of course, he was perfectly within his right to go f***ing apeshit over that) what did he get booked for though? I didn't see it.

Quality today, his dribbling ability is such a great weapon to have.

He's a great squad player for that very reason. Introduce him late on and play for set-pieces. He's the anti-Gutierrez, very little actual ability on the ball but tons of end product. We should breed him with Jonas to make some kind of hybrid super winger 'Ryanas Gutaylor', who takes it past 8 players then pings it perfectly onto the head of the centre forward every time.

Just buy the fucking left back man, Raylor has thankfully somehow proven to be decent cover at left back but under no circumstances should he be first choice. Apart from maybe the next derby game

How many players have they signed? 10 or 11 isn't it? They bring in an entire new team every season and I've got no doubt if Bruce is still in charge they'll do the same next summer.

Aye. Always. They just can't accept that they aren't as good as they think they are. Talking to one who's saying Bardsley's challenge on Colo was perfectly fine ffs.

These fucking deluded bastards genuinely seem to think the ref was out to get them. Can't wrap me head around it.

Fuck me. It's like all my heroes are popping up there at once.

That's not Pennywell Paul of 'dont shot the messenga!!!1' fame is it?

Quality today