Revolution Number 9

We had £35m and a whole summer to fix this shit, there should be no fucking excuse for having Ameobi and Lovenkrands upfront in the same game. None at all. Otherwise, happy with the draw.

Fuck. I got curious so I watched the youtube video of that turtle mouse thing. Now I feel proper queasy.

If it helps, they're going mad because the soccer saturday pundits aren't predicting that they'll slaughter Liverpool like they're a league 1 team.

Aye I can't get on either.

Wasn't even that good anyway

Why not Gosling LB, Simpson RB? We had Gosling on the left of midfield that one time we played him didn't we?

Nar, I can remember saying it prior to the RECORD 1-9 game though. You can remember that? f*** me you must be old. No wonder you're not right in the heed.

And their river is much dirtier so it's better suited for dying in.

For f***s f***ing sake, f*** the f*** off.

A loss? I thought we'd bought him for £6m?

It's because Commoli swears by Soccernomics.

And so he should be http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/d4/a7/d4a73e69fcbf41683dbd0986cac24fd2.jpg

What's the opposite of jajaja?

Including a horrible pun in the article title on .co.uk along the lines of 'We won't take this lion down'

Oui?

To be fair, off previous form this summer it seems like another wave of bad news comes once things are almost looking a bit more positive again. So after we sign a new LB, 'breaking news, Newcastle Footballer Yohan Cabaye out for 8 months due to escaped lion attack'

Liverpool are in the market for a player with multiple phones, I heard.

Hope he has a mint season, so we get a good price from Liverpool next summer

Why don't we just call ourselves their fucking feeder club and be done with it

This is exactly what the build up to the 5-1 was like - their team and their players are suddenly better than all of ours again even though many of them were totally outclassed by our team last year.

Cattermole - did he play in the derby?

Clever, but his utterly boring drawl kills it for me.

Maybe we're going to use him as a mascot?

Yannick Djalo turns down a contract renewal at sporting. Could be a possibility.