Revolution Number 9

Can't wait till they end up giving Niall Quinn the keys to the city, and the obvious joke opportunities that such an event will provide.

Saw that

Read through all this and now I'm going to be laughing my tits off all the way through my fucking exam.

Twitter's servers would explode as soon as Tiote typed in his name. Giggs missed a trick there.

Fuck me, Joey's got the deep philosophical shit going on now.

He's been on there for all of 2 hours and he's already on the verge of offering Piers Morgan out for a fight

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=595341

Wasn't our entire team on strike or something?

Nope I won't,it doesn't cover up what has been a very disappointing season and if we don't spend heavily we will struggle next season. I'm not going to lie though and after the last couple of month of seeing half of the Newcastle squad plus Pardew and Carver giving interviews about how you were going to finish above us, it is slightly satisfying. Are you going to the parade then or just sticking with the street parties tonight?

Telling you man. Wigan will stay up forever just to piss you all off. They feed on your annoyance.

Controlled explosion. It's the only way we can know for sure.

Fuck off man, no way

Would have been nice to finish above them if only to avoid the 'tha tayble dusnt lye' shite but tbh considering the difference in points and the derby matches I think we've more than proved our superiority anyway.

Hope Smith gets jailed to fuck for imitating a professional footballer

What a load of wankers.

FUCK OFF MAN YOU FUCKING CUNTS

No doubt he'll be on Twitter telling us all that was his 'important goal' the cunt.

What the fuck is going on! SSN went mad

Ah well.

Get in Blackpool!

Bugger :/

Need Wigan to score now and I'll be happy.