Revolution Number 9

I'm sure their definition of 'middle class' involves having access to running water and all your teeth still intact tbh.

Yep. Especially considering he was a local lad, so he knew what it meant as much as anyone.

Viva la french stick.

Nice try.

This forum must look canny confusing to a guest viewing it right now. Loads of posters with french avatars and signatures etc commenting on the England game

so true.

Class. He's sown the seeds of doubt there, now whenever a thread about a mag at work pops up half of them don't believe it. They shouldn't believe it anyway like, but still

Seems like they've just about clicked on that he's a wind up.

Say you were bucking Alan Shearer's daughter the other day and he came in and beat her with a cricket bat.

I have no idea You're a fucking legend.

7 pages and they still haven't clicked on.

I can't believe this is actually happening.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=602035 Howay, who was it.

I've just seen the 'Mag at work' post as well So many bites.

jewles remain still cleaming I'm in tears.

No he hasn't. Someone asked him if it was a first teamer or a squad player and he said 'strictly squad'.

Maybe someone has been stupid enough to sign Smith?

He's said it's a squad player on his way out.

That's what I think as well. Enrique staying

He's just said the 'outgoing' isn't Colo as well.

Will his footy sticker do 100 damage like?

Can't be arsed to check if it's giggs, but MsiDouglas Mark Douglas Just spoken to a club insider. Neither Charlie nor Mevlut 'in talks'. 'Pure fantasy,' was the exact quote. #nufc