Revolution Number 9

He says he gets it from a 'friends uncle who works at Hartlepool' so divn't get your hopes up yet.

Know a Hartlepool fan ( ) who seems to think Nile Ranger is in talks with them.

:lol:

If they replace their goalie and forwards with quality (which no doubt means a summer of them waiting till we look like we're about to sign a striker and then hoying a bid in) then they can definitely get back in the champions league.

Aye.

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One of Nolan's middle names is 'Jance'

Chelsea's new kit seems to have an error on it http://www.football-shirts.co.uk/fans/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ChelseaWinnersBadge.jpg

pissing meself at that!

With all these injuries, players altogether are a rarity in our squad

eh? dont shot the messenga!!! Impeccable source - someone who works at the club who text someone who sits near me Fixed

Muntari deflects it in off his Champions League medal.

Bolton equalize.

Ben Tozer's scored one! For whoever the fuck he plays for.

Too much effort to move it tbh.

We'll not be able to hold a lead with Taylor at CB.

FLOODGATES AREN'T OPEN

FLOODGATES ARE OPEN

Cancer and Africa don't have an advert with Paul Whitehouse in it.

Will have to think about donating like.

Ah, but you didn't see his body language. The way the eyelash 5th along from the left on his right eye shifted slightly clearly says "Fuck the champions league, I wish Alan Shearer was my dad".