Revolution Number 9

Bent starts against them then. Should be canny.

Canny sensible world of soccer goal that like.

Hang on, so the bloke saw Pardew and just booed at him in the middle of central station? Really?

Warcraft Mag Kernt These are fantastic like.

I'm in tears here

The picture they've put up for the premier league preview on the main sky sports page http://www.skysports.com/ It looks like the Arsenal players want to molest Torres ffs

Depends on the manner of the sexual assault still like, could be anything from full-on rape all the way down to groping.

All in the same incident you think? Surprising really, I was sure he'd get done for the drugs and the sex assault charges would be dropped, not the other way round which seems to be the case.

Wow.

Mag on a really big slide. "Wor ganna win tha leeeeeeeeeeeeeg"

I reckon he'll get accosted by a pitch invader personally. He's getting the kind of hate normally reserved for people associated with us.

Wey aahm tiyerd of theyse motherfuckin mags on this motherfuckin playne.

Are you off your tits? I wouldn't swap Colo for 3 Carrolls.

The funniest thing about it for me is that half of them in that thread are now talking about what mag at work has said.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=639878 Who's this?

Wey aah wuz just dottin abowt dowen the beeych when a mag on a basking shark sez "Owa attendances are much bettar then yowers!" Ah neerly fell off me sea horse.

He doesn't have to pay for it this way, other people do He's caught Bonoitis.

Palms. Edit: Wow, the timing of that one was awkward.

Funnily enough, that mask is the exact expression we all make when subjected to his shit craic.

Howay man. He's a bit daft but making a meme out of him is going a bit far.

the sarcastic rallying cry of the league of tedious contrarians.

Would be quite happy to come away with a point here. Especially if Tiote's out.

Or Martyn from twitter Nah, he hasn't quoted half the pictures in the lush lasses thread asking them for a shag.

In any case it seemed like he got muscled off the ball a lot. Might just be an adaptation thing, who knows. Could even be that we're all just too used to Enrique batting away all opposition with a flick of his well-muscled finger.