Revolution Number 9

Because he says what people want to hear and some are hopeful and/or gullible enough to believe it. As I said, it's a wind up account, the whole point of it is to reel in stupid people.

Why not just go all out and stick Pards between the sticks with Krul managing?

You have to admit though, it's a VERY good wind up.

I see he's changed targets to the mackems then, makes sense really, they'll be much easier bites.

Few people throwing this around on Twitter. No credibility added though when one of them is 'Colin'. As in everyone's favourite ITK Colin?

Not that I know of?

Yeah that's the sticking point, we'd probably get overrun by Spurs' midfield, especially if they went for 1 up top.

And injury to Wilshire and it's Parker and Barry... I'm sure Xavi, Iniesta and Fabregas will be quaking in their flip-flops.

If, by horrible chance, Cabaye is injured we could maybe go with a diamond? Best.............Ba Ben Arfa Marveaux.........................Jonas Tiote You never know, we might be able to make it work.

Was creasing about this at work yesterday. Good variation I have to say. Someone with a mock account and go through using different versions of this. Mag on a horse, mag in a hovercraft, mag during surgery etc. Ah wuz on hollyday in eejipt wen this mag on a camel comes along and sez "we're ganna win tha leege!" Ah neely fell off me carpet.

Meh. Guessing England did shit?

Fucking knew this was all too good to be true Bet he's out for a week 2 weeks a month 6 months after a few 'setbacks'.

He's had an accident, and woke up in 1973. Is he mad, in a coma, or back in time? Whatever's happened, it's like he's landed on a different planet. Now, maybe if he can work out the reason, he can get home.

Wow, a Kenny Wharton ITK-off.

It's cos they're soft shandy sipping southerners.

FFS, this thread We'd only just started getting rid of the fucking deluded tag and now Ba's as good as Adebayor. Have a word man.

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But did he walk off? With both his legs still attached, the right way round?

Don't just post this then leave us hanging man!

Was completely blagged by that at first when it had Coventry in the table just underneath finishing 11th, but then I remembered that there were 22 teams back then.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,,20876_7227295,0.html Rooney's dad arrested over alleged suspicious betting activity. Don't care if

He's a proper wonderkid on FM, he's french and he's a striker, that's all I know. Young and french with apparent potential, fits our stratégie habituelle at least.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=634327 Mag in the sauna > Mag at work tbh.