Revolution Number 9

She's either his lass or his little sister, got to be Not even my family know that much about me.

If they're both missing for our game then that's fantastic news for us.

Fuckin hell, imagine if we'd gotten £4m for Geremi.

That's just journalistic mischief making. And that will continue, for sure. It's easy for them : Newcastle is not as covered as the top 4 teams in the PL are (not the same TV coverage for example) and the numerous lectors of these sites don't necessarily read the news from english press.

We can't go saying he's pure shit yet like.

Bendtner is on loan to be fair, he's not going to want to set down any roots just yet.

would be ok for us,great for man utd, s*** for the league in general. Aye, would just about kill off what little hope of a competitive league we have left.

So does anyone reckon it could eventually lead to clubs selling their own TV rights?

Sandro as well potentially.

Like, ever? Like, ever ever. Seriously though, he can outpace most wingers and yet he's built like fucking Optimus Prime. The fucker shouldn't even be able to jog with that much muscle weighing him ffs

Decent save. Enrique beats Baines for me like, they're both very good left backs but he beats Baines in sheer athleticism by some distance. I don't think I've ever heard of another player being that fast AND that strong.

Bainess says haha. Who's Bainess

Horswill? No no some bloke called 'Niall'. He basically phoned up to have a go at Horswill then talks about knowing stuff because his mate 'Is part of a delagation workin in Tieland'. Don't forget Sunderland's development in the middle east - places like Korea, Maylasia, Vietnam

This fucking bamp on the legends right now

Aye that fucking pisses me off. He's not their gem, in fact he's not a fucking gem at all, he's the product of 3 long seasons of development.

I'm still howling Genuinely the funniest thing I've ever read on here.

I don't want your thanks, you makem b******.

Harry and Paul's Nelson Mandela on the legends now.

Fixed.

Anyone reckon there could be a few seasons of Ashley-esque cost cutting for them on the cards?

To be fair, he is probably the best left back in the league right now.

Oberfans?