Revolution Number 9

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=632063 Real or wind up? Either way I think the friendship cup is well and truly off

I think I might be an Ashley Apologist, but I'm worried about telling my family...

Total Sport pissing themselves laughing at this mackem on now "Aaaah deernt knar whyy yaaaaaee keep deyfendin Steyve Brewce"

They scored more goals than the other side.

We are shite at the minute but we are miles ahead of them in terms of squad strength and depth. They've lost their best players ffs, how could they be better than us? As far as I can see all they have is luck on their side and it won't last forever! Get a grip. FTM. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=631568&page=8#ixzz1ZAxU4kto

That Vicky doesn't know shit. The bitch!

Mark Douglas and Total Sport making fun of the Dreamboat

As one of them said on there, it's ABB (Anyone But Bruce) time. Listening to Total Sport at the moment, load of rabid mackems ranting about how Bruce needs to go. Canny funny.

A (reasonably likely) long term injury to Van Persie and they're fucked IMO.

'Johan'?

Damn, would have been fucking class if it actually had been Albert

The Sunderland mafia, an infamous drug cartel making tens of tens of pounds peddling cowies to the degenerates on the streets of Pennywell. Their influence extends all the way to the highest level of SAFC, If Quinn and Short don't bend to their wishes then their windows will be severely egged and their kids will be bullied at school.

Fucking great stuff. If more for the fact that it shows we are willing to offer players new deals that they might actually sign, if anything

half of me wants to laugh, and half of me wants to rage.

So lucky that we had a penalty given when Larsson handballed it off the line.

Also like how Sesseggnog has seemingly gone from 'better than all the mags midfield' to 'a faster, crapper Malbranque'.

Must be from this... http://www.birminghammail.net/birmingham-sport/aston-villa-fc/aston-villa-news/2007/12/13/martin-o-neill-reveals-his-soft-spot-for-sunderland-97319-20244733/ Fair enough! His loss

Where do they get this idea that Martin O'Neill is some kind of Sunderland supafan like? Seen them mention it a load. I would bet the only time he's ever as much as thought about Sunderland is when he's been against them in the league.

Who would want to stay at Real Madrid when Sunderland have lit up the transfer window?

0-24 Ba 8 Best 6 Barfa 4 Cabaye 2 Tiote 1 Marveaux 1 Coloccini 1 Krul 1 Win tha leeg!

Love how we've had a good start because we 'haven't played anyone good yet', and yet playing Sunderland was a part of that good start.

That's what I thought I heard - not exactly an endorsement of the current regime! Feel a bit sorry for Villa, they're basically living through our Souness experience - appoint a s*** Scottish manager from a team below you in the league and wonder why it doesn't seem to work out.... I don't. Down you go, cretins!