The fact that he's actually a right back?
OK then, what attributes does Danny Simpson have that make him a better option to play right back than Ryan Taylor?
Faster, fitter, can actually defend?
Or maybe I should just say "is not Ryan Taylor" and we can be done with it.
Simpson's a shocking defender man. Don't think he's particularly faster than Taylor, if he is it would be marginal. Fitter, I wouldn't know so I'll give you that one.
Horrendous wind-up this like. Bit in bold particularly, made me chuckle.