Ginola

Watching Simpson on the ball is like watching Inspector Clouseau dealing with a bomb. How the fuck Debuchy isn't starting for us against Villa is completely beyond me. Doesn't play for us, mate. That'll be the main reason why he's not starting.

Leverkusen, Dortmund, Schalke, Monchengladbach Stevenage, Tranmere, Crawley, Hartlepool

It's still a shit one, just more expensive now.

First half hattrick

Falcao

Falcao's a goal machine. Lovely finish.

1. 2-2 2. 2-1 3. 3-1 4. 1-2 5. 2-0 6. 3-0 7. 1-0 8. 2-0 9. 2-4

Demba got a private plane or will the rest of the team be there as well?

Aye 2 players max playing, dreamworld.

You only get half of the price raise I think. Torres has gone up from 10.0 to 10.1 but I only got 10.0 when transferring him out. Not sure whether I should go for Ben Arfa or Nasri in this week, using the logic of when I can't decide between two players usually the one I don't pick does better, I'm leaning towards Nasri.

We've been shocking this second half

Got away with that

Lovely work down the wing again from Obertan

Good start from Obertan, good effort from Perch

Newcastle, Metalist, Plzen, Genk, Marseille

Messi scores shocker. Lovely hit mind

2-0

1-0 Madrid. Mistake from Mascherano

He has picked up a few non-regional awards hasn't he? (Nike Cup player of the tournament or something which was previously won by big names) so it seems more than local boy doing good. Whether it's too early is another matter, looks like he might be getting a chance anyway He won player of the tournament in the Nike Premier Cup last year and player of the tournament in the Milk Cup this year I've probably not seen enough to give an accurate opinion on whether or not he's ready yet, but he's certainly a talent.

Dembele's a very good signing for Spurs like

Fuck off Burnley

Villa, Burnley, Leeds, Norwich, QPR, Sunderland

Buffon does it as well

If we get him it's a good job he's better than those three then, eh.

Was just about to say that