Ginola

He really has been beyond shite tonight like

Cracking strike

Bit on us @ 9/5

64 points for the week, I was so close to picking Hazard as my captain instead of Torres which would have given me an additional 12 points and if Heitinga didn't come on for a minute Dyer would have come off my bench and given me an additional 15 points All ifs and buts like.

Chuffed for the lad. I hope he gets on, he definitely won't start though.

Fellaini was unbelievable there.

Fucking Heitinga comes on in injury time which means Dyer doesn't come on as sub for me. Utter fucking cunts.

There's 37 games to go I never suggested otherwise, but points add up throughout the season. They don't just disregard these because it's first game of the season like

I really don't understand all of the "get ins" that are being thrown around. Everton are much closer to the level we're at than Man Utd are, we could do with them dropping points in games like this.

Deserved lead, hopefully Man Utd can come back though.

4-2-3-1 shirley? De Gea Valencia - Carrick - Vidic - Evra Scholes - Cleverley Nani - Rooney - Kagawa Welbeck

I love watching Barca when they're playing like this.

If one of Heitinga, Kagawa or Jelavic don't play tomorrow Dyer will come on and give me 13 points. More likely that they'll all play and have shockers though.

It's not happened yet

Messi scores again. Boring bastard's too predictable

Messi's dribbling is unbelievable

Messi opens his account

Danny Simpson would've been in a better position to defend that then Dani Alves was. Simpson > Alves

1-1. Good finish

Great chance

You are rubbish.

Marseille, PSG, Rennes DNB

Superb pass, shit from Di Santo though

Good start for Hazard, sets up a goal and wins a penalty

Quality goal that