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Cpt Suarez is looking a sensible decision. Enrique assist points too.

Owen says o.g but he's a cunt. I need that Zabb assist.

Aka The Williamson Manoeuvre.

Too fat to fly? Too drunk. I heard he refused to go out on the wing.

Too fat to fly?

Really glad I brought him in when he was eligible for his first game. Gone up loads already.

How is that not a pen?

This ref is having an absolute mare.

This new look Everton play some lovely stuff

Toure beasted that.

What a player he already is! Aye

What a player this lad is going to be. Chelsea are mad.

Captained Suarez and dropped Remy fir Fellaini. I've made one good decision there.

Mental

Lukaku and Barkley saving me after a piss poor weekend.

Dem sub's.

We worked hard but we weren't good enough. I thought we looked tired out there, there were some heavy legs. But and get back to the training ground and start working on what is letting us down.

Lukaku is a fucking beast, so strong and quick.

We are sooooo bad.

Everton have been class, we look second best in every position.

ffs

Aye he's all about tge munchies.

Tbf to Sunderland they tick a lot of the boxes Pulis will be used to: - Shit team - Check Shit hole - Check. Play in Red & white - check. They are perfect for each other.

60 points with that late Paulinho goal. More if Solado or Walker got the assist. Two solid weeks after the wild card.