Watching the Stoke game reminds me of how happy i was with Demba's hat-trick against them and a Newcastle win.
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02042/demba-ba_2042419c.jpg
Regarding the "contract exclusive", I'm going to guess Guthrie/Simpson.
And the transfer news is Vertonghen.
All you have to do is go on the Mirror website around 11pm.