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Lovely move that! Nice first time ball from Sandro!

Man alive! How many games has Willock missed for us through injury since he joined? Just out of interest.

Miggy with an awful pass!

Stuck in those roadworks on the A1!

I hope Dubravka has been doing some shifts in training on the right flank, could be a real asset.

In fairness someone did ask Howe about GKs in the pre match press conference on Friday and he said there possibly would be an outgoing, so it all makes sense.

Buying another keeper so one of them can slot in at RW.

What is Joe doing

GET THE CHUFF IN!!!!

How has Joe not scored!

Isak should have played him in ages before he did!

Pope's kicking is so bad it's laughable!

Great block from Burn!

Murphy is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wasteful

Murphy, play Isak in man!

No, he's miles onside. Really poor from Joe!

Is he off?

Kerkez been snipered!

Come on Murphy, man!

The Longstaff we all know and love, weak as chuff!

We at £4,999,999 away now?

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle are only £5,000,000 short of striking a deal with Crystal Palace. This is the closest they have been to an agreement for Guehi since this time yesterday morning when the 2 sides were only £5,000,000 away from closing out a deal.

Right on cue haha!

We just need a 'wide of the mark' comment then we will be all up to date.

Not sure Solanke and the £65m Spurs paid is a very accurate bar to judge how much others should spend on transfers to compete with the likes of West Ham!