TBG

Can't get over that Everton player looking like he's wearing joggers

Cracking goal, but one of those that will be overshadowed with most folk remembering the game for Man Utds lowest xg stat of the season.

Kaka forgives, but he does not forget.

Wonder if the dyed hair is our equivalent of the Liverpool inhalers. Both Bruno and Joelinton go up another level when blonde.

Can we please add him to save me finding it every time.

Based on the result, they will rightfully be built up to be favourites for the cup tie.

Here's to those who were team Gordon from the off

Right, who's injured.

A phrase said all too common in the OCK household.

And folk still don't want Schar in his natural position

That commenter can get to fuck for now bringing up the injuries after comparing our bench to Chelseas

Proper ''ave it!' goal

There goes the 14 game accumulator

Looks to be Pope Tino Lascelles Trippier Bruno Miley Joelinton Schar Miggy Isak Gordon

My 625/1 accumulator is back on! 14 games to go!

Think some kids being genetic freaks is what separates them at times, like The mate I mentioned was still class, but he was also naturally built like a brick shithouse and towered above us at the age of 13.

Got a mate who was regularly getting scouted/doing trials for Premier League clubs when we were in high school. He had it all. Strength. Pace. Finishing, but never made it at any level. Which always made me think, if he wasn't good enough to make it, just how good are those that do. Then I remember Matty Pattison made it.

In all serious though, my sources have also said to expect the 24-25 kit to come out in 24, and although not confirmed, expect it to have the classic black and white stripes.

Kids are too busy playing on their Playstationbox and watching TicTac videos on their Nokia 3310.

Would've made it if I could have gotten off the crisps.

Tyneside Eddie currently filming outside St James' WHAT COULD IT MEAN

30% off the third kit https://shop.nufc.co.uk/collections/23-24-black-friday-30-off-third Edit: probs a fuck up, but £50 for the pro version down from £115. Edit, edit: all pro kits down to £50 You get a pro kit. I get a pro kit. Everyone gets a pro kit!

Cannit wait for that window, in which after following every current and new rule(s) brought in to hamper us, we spend the money they fear us spending.