TBG

Apparently Arteta asked Howe how to beat these lot.

Hakim could've killed him

My takeaway (not pizza aha) will be beating and drawing against PSG isn't for everyone.

Very much a Temu Karius.

Corruption. That's a clear goal scoring opportunity

Fuck off with the Michael Bay camera

Nuke London

Literally could be us if Howe hadn't played Burn at left back two games.

Killers? More like Killiz

PIF literally have the funds to do this every home game but REFUSE to do so

Would rule him out joining us if Howe was to go but wouldnt mind seeing how Gerrard does.

John Ruddy has left the club

Still has nufc in his Instagram bio and his profile pic is him in nufc training gear. It can't be official yet.

Getting closer than ever

Least Isak had the decency to get his move wrapped up pronto. This is a disgrace on our end.

Bah Gawd what is Anthony Gordon doing in the Olimpic Arena Barcelona.

A drop in temperature and that snake Wilson has slowed the pace of the deal down. Expect him to now want to travel to Barcelona to finalise the deal so he can get a free plane ride (see Murrayfield) for a weekend away

Wilson apparently returned from annual leave today.

This one is close now.

Only wanted Barcelona.

Scotland?

Trust me, i have sources.