TBG

They'll sit there in the most expensive kit in the league at £65. One hand with a £3 match day programme in it, the other a £5 pie. Trying their best not to get any of it on their £20 paper cup ticket, as they put it beside their £650 season ticket, in their £15 NUFC wallet bought from the club shop. Taking breaks in-between reading Charnley pleading poverty, to boo a player that left for a club with more ambition than having two paddling pools and three wheelie bins.

We'll run right back at them. NO SURRENDER. NO DEFEAT.

Nowt the magic sponge and running it off won't fix, man. You know what a torn hamstring was back in Bruce's day? It was the butcher string snapping during the cooking of his pre-match joint of gammon with chips. Now snowflakes use it to describe a sore leg, boohoo.

"I'm not lazy - there is more to playing football than running around a lot" [move][/move]

Easy win. Got to remember Watford were in the championship 4 year ago

Matches come around quick in the Premier League. Not enough time to rest players between matches.

Bruce needs to call the players into training tomorrow to run these injuries off mind

STAY TUNED

He'll back on talkSport after his sentence, joking with Alan Brazil about how much Alan drinks.

Let's not go off how Americans pronounce words

Dug deep and found the true Geordie in himself.

I'd honestly rather not have people who class themselves as "true Geordies" associated with the club. Lee should know better than to spout shite like that.

"Spurs are in a completely different league when it comes to player spending"

Pardew, Bruce, Kinnear. Shag, Marry, Kill. Shag Pardew (obviously), marry Kinnear because he won't have long to live, kill Bruce.

Guarantee he won't "protect" the players either. He'll be singling out Almiron soon.

I think you'll find Bruce said he's not a puppet and has the final say on transfers.

"They let the fans down today"

"I've told the lads to go out and do it for the fans"

Feels different this time

The only time they'll be critical is if someone else comes out and says it. Geordie Shore knacker: fookin shite today!1!!!! Bruce oot!!!!!' Chronicle: Read Geordie Shore knackers EXPLOSIVE rant and how it might just signal the end for Geordie Bruce.

Oh and know the area

Eh, but I thought he's a nice guy and that's the only qualifaction you needed to be a Premier League manager.

"Sometimes you need a bit of luck when you're at the wrong end of the table, but unfortunately we didn't get that today"

Honestly think he'll say the players got caught up in the moment, playing at such a wonderful new stadium.

What about the Mexicans though, Lee.