TBG

Less than Targett is on. More than Bruno is on.

"3 Madri and some Salt & Pepper Chicken please"

Really makes you stop and think about what's important i.e Elanga's performance on Sunday and Willock still being at the club.

Along with flu!!!

Was playing at our training ground part of the deal?

Trippier Minteh Bruno

Spezial range confirmed by the club. Seem a shit timing when people have Halloween costumes to pay for.

Would you take Thauvin over Elanga?

"Could Liverpool say to the Premier League 'Look we've spent all of this money and they've turned out to be a dud. Let us have the player Newcastle spent our money on'. No seriously hear me out"

We are so back

That bear would not survive that fall

Something changed when we banned the Dundee 45.

Botman, Elanga, Gordon, Joelinton, Hall, Thiaw. Time to cash in on them in January

Nothing to back this up but the fact Botman is even considering it says a lot about him.

Liverpool fans won't allow it.

Just 904 shy of 2000 games in charge for. Disgusting from Blackpool to not allow the man to achieve that.

One gun. One bullet. You can't put their heads together. Willock or Thiaw when he has a bad game. Who gets the bullet?

So he could've been back a lot sooner if we hadn't sent him to a specialist? Piss poor decision from the club yet again.

I had a thought last night that steak bakes are nothing more than a more mobile Fray Bentos Steak pie

It was nothing personal, there was about another 40 batshit crazy takes I could've quoted.

Slightly disappointed to hear it took Howe 20+ years to break our Champions League away goals scoring record.

He's lucky we've got Elanga. Can instead give him pelters for next few days.