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That's not a penalty, unfortunately.

"Question from Lee Edwards". "Hi Eddie, glad to see you back. Eddie, what would happen if I didn't make it to the toilet in time when I'm gasping for a shit?"

The daft photoshop mockups are far funnier. These a just, dull.

Goes to show how good we were against Palace.

'One saving grace this season comes in the guise of FIFA’s Club World Cup. Chelsea are expected to bank around £23m just for showing up in the US this June, and could earn about £90m if they win the tournament'. This is fair.

Why isn't Pep using any other subs? De Bruyne looks knackered.

Martinez to smash in an og off Mcginn's fat head please.

Feels like cheating at this point.

Doku's rubbish.

Should have been in.

Wish Tielemans become fat and lazy again.

Simialr to Chelsea really. Poor team with a smattering of expensive, match winning players.

Dog shit game. Dog shit crowd.

If Villa score next City will struggle to get back into the way they're playing.

Do City have any songs?

VAR sat and studied that before getting the ref involved.

Why didn't the ref see that other angle?

Her touches the ball!

Soft that.

It's crazy. This should not have worked for an entire season.